"Oh my god you're a sheriff!" I am a fucking nerd but also ty for noticing my pin 😸
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Oh my god you're a sheriff!" I am a fucking nerd but also ty for noticing my pin 😸
The fruity pebbles marshmallow bars were a big hit at work! Only a few left!
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The fruity pebbles marshmallow bars were a big hit at work! Only a few left!
Gluten-free oatmeal raisin cookies for Mom (with bonus walnuts and white chocolate chips)! They're okay.
December 3, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Gluten-free oatmeal raisin cookies for Mom (with bonus walnuts and white chocolate chips)! They're okay.
I love looking at this and seeing how I completely destroyed my stats because I had 2 separate months where I went insane about Radiohead, and then otherwise I was listening to my writing playlist over and over again
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I love looking at this and seeing how I completely destroyed my stats because I had 2 separate months where I went insane about Radiohead, and then otherwise I was listening to my writing playlist over and over again
The picture is so unflattering, but at least I can say I made these little bitches at least once.
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
The picture is so unflattering, but at least I can say I made these little bitches at least once.
Have my polite girl looking very demure despite her crusty nose
October 17, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Have my polite girl looking very demure despite her crusty nose
She yells at me until I pick her up and hold her in my arm like a toddler so she can look around the house from high up.
December 11, 2023 at 6:04 PM
She yells at me until I pick her up and hold her in my arm like a toddler so she can look around the house from high up.
YouTube music year in review is so fucking funny because it's trying so hard and failing. Just be less cool, it's okay, just give me my stats in a spreadsheet.
December 4, 2023 at 9:12 PM
YouTube music year in review is so fucking funny because it's trying so hard and failing. Just be less cool, it's okay, just give me my stats in a spreadsheet.
But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Privateers
October 12, 2023 at 8:41 PM
But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Privateers
Mom had me do today's connections and I got it after 10 minutes and she's bragging to her siblings because none of them have gotten it.
October 7, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Mom had me do today's connections and I got it after 10 minutes and she's bragging to her siblings because none of them have gotten it.
Another smokey day spent inside
September 17, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Another smokey day spent inside
He was lying in bed like he was in a dead girlfriend montage, so I put the sheet over us to complete it, and he fucking hated it.
September 1, 2023 at 8:18 AM
He was lying in bed like he was in a dead girlfriend montage, so I put the sheet over us to complete it, and he fucking hated it.
This guy stole the two apples off the apple tree and boldly ate them in front of us.
August 24, 2023 at 6:09 AM
This guy stole the two apples off the apple tree and boldly ate them in front of us.
No one every truly captures how fucking weird small towns actually are.
August 22, 2023 at 7:37 PM
No one every truly captures how fucking weird small towns actually are.
I miss when they cuddled like thiiiiiis
July 24, 2023 at 4:18 AM
I miss when they cuddled like thiiiiiis