Neon_Carnivore (he/him)
@neoncarnivore.bsky.social
Middle-aged cis-het nerd/geek/dork that likes wrestling/gaming/anime/comics/Transformers/action figures/Vtubers.
Moderator of https://lemmy.zip/c/squaredcircle
Freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings!
Moderator of https://lemmy.zip/c/squaredcircle
Freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings!
Oh, I sprung for the motorized fleshlight. Already had to replace it a couple times. 😅
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh, I sprung for the motorized fleshlight. Already had to replace it a couple times. 😅
Now it's stuck in my head. Thanks. 😐
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Now it's stuck in my head. Thanks. 😐
Be honest, how long did it take you to figure out that you could make Sketch fart by repeatedly crouching?
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Be honest, how long did it take you to figure out that you could make Sketch fart by repeatedly crouching?
I'm a cis/het male, so... fleshlight. lol The logic still applies, though.
My fleshlight isn't a great postcoital conversationalist, but still better than a MAGAt. 🤣
My fleshlight isn't a great postcoital conversationalist, but still better than a MAGAt. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'm a cis/het male, so... fleshlight. lol The logic still applies, though.
My fleshlight isn't a great postcoital conversationalist, but still better than a MAGAt. 🤣
My fleshlight isn't a great postcoital conversationalist, but still better than a MAGAt. 🤣
I live in a red state and I absolutely despise Trump/MAGA, so my dating options are pretty much nonexistent because I just can't bend on that issue.
Worth it.
Worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I live in a red state and I absolutely despise Trump/MAGA, so my dating options are pretty much nonexistent because I just can't bend on that issue.
Worth it.
Worth it.