are you full of spiders Sophie

you gotta tell us if you're full of spiders

I was with Destiny from Taken King all the way to Lightfall

Feels bad man

Addle mawshot, please!

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This picture brings me no small amount of joy every time it comes up

I have positional vertigo, it's easier than you think

Aliens have seven words for "butts" and I think their culture is beautiful <3

Spotted hyenas have so many fun facts about them and that's why I am one

He pulls out his phone and shows one of those meme pictures of a cat color shifted green and you look up and he’s making the exact same expression as the picture

Just like how normal cats will lay on top of you and purr to leave you completely powerless to remove them and make you twenty minutes late, masterful gambit

With how the tentacle jokes write themselves I vote for Davy Jones of Pirate Movie fame