I look upon a digital ad for Grand Chancellor Trump as I leave, and a single tear falls down my cheek. A final ding on my phone; I am flagged for being on the rainbow spectrum.

I hear another ding on my phone as I am charged a $50 janitorial fee. I don't wash my hands when I leave; one of the few acts of anarchy still unenforced.

I hear a ding on my phone after downloading the toilet app on my phone (first thirty seconds is free with the app). It seems my social credit has taken a hit, and my rent is thus increased by $200. I swear as the toilet lid snaps shut, and I make a mess everywhere.

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