Jake Graves
@neojakerton.bsky.social
Acting like I don't make the bed every time
July 30, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Acting like I don't make the bed every time
You don't even wear boots
July 30, 2023 at 11:42 PM
You don't even wear boots
I spruced up the love nest a bit
July 30, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I spruced up the love nest a bit
You know it's because you stepped on him that one time, right?
July 30, 2023 at 11:37 PM
You know it's because you stepped on him that one time, right?
I am aware you had to SEW me back up, and I apologize for putting you through that and think you're a fantastic fiance for stitching up my spurting vessels. You only got mad because Ifer didn't edit for you.
July 30, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I am aware you had to SEW me back up, and I apologize for putting you through that and think you're a fantastic fiance for stitching up my spurting vessels. You only got mad because Ifer didn't edit for you.
Meet me in the chamber
July 30, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Meet me in the chamber
I am gonna make you a soccer mom, I swear to God
July 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I am gonna make you a soccer mom, I swear to God
They were getting familiar with my circulatory system, and the cutting of all my arteries was part of their growing process. And the only thing Ifer ever did wrong was bootlegging classic minecraft youtuber videos
July 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
They were getting familiar with my circulatory system, and the cutting of all my arteries was part of their growing process. And the only thing Ifer ever did wrong was bootlegging classic minecraft youtuber videos
Nuh uh, with your childbearing hips
July 30, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Nuh uh, with your childbearing hips
I named each one!
Wapogo, Johell, O'dohertylaf, Ganreno, Smithmallow, Lewiswoop, Tulight, Gogmaward, Ifer, Pricephire, Readinster, Harkxter, Gibsonicked, Cadazz, Rogerbow, Rusalderson, Talroberts, Dracoparker, Elson, and Gimbus!
Wapogo, Johell, O'dohertylaf, Ganreno, Smithmallow, Lewiswoop, Tulight, Gogmaward, Ifer, Pricephire, Readinster, Harkxter, Gibsonicked, Cadazz, Rogerbow, Rusalderson, Talroberts, Dracoparker, Elson, and Gimbus!
July 30, 2023 at 11:24 PM
I named each one!
Wapogo, Johell, O'dohertylaf, Ganreno, Smithmallow, Lewiswoop, Tulight, Gogmaward, Ifer, Pricephire, Readinster, Harkxter, Gibsonicked, Cadazz, Rogerbow, Rusalderson, Talroberts, Dracoparker, Elson, and Gimbus!
Wapogo, Johell, O'dohertylaf, Ganreno, Smithmallow, Lewiswoop, Tulight, Gogmaward, Ifer, Pricephire, Readinster, Harkxter, Gibsonicked, Cadazz, Rogerbow, Rusalderson, Talroberts, Dracoparker, Elson, and Gimbus!
You lost the moment your standards deemed me a catch
July 30, 2023 at 11:16 PM
You lost the moment your standards deemed me a catch
It? IT?! It was a collection of 20 near sentient small humanoid beings!
July 30, 2023 at 11:15 PM
It? IT?! It was a collection of 20 near sentient small humanoid beings!
It wouldn't have happened if you let me keep them!
July 30, 2023 at 11:10 PM
It wouldn't have happened if you let me keep them!
I literally caught you stuffing my comic con exclusive freddy fazbear funko pop into a jar and breaking off his arms in the process. You're an absolute pathological liar, and you need to respect my collectibles
July 30, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I literally caught you stuffing my comic con exclusive freddy fazbear funko pop into a jar and breaking off his arms in the process. You're an absolute pathological liar, and you need to respect my collectibles
The only thing "poppin" is you popping open all of my valuable funko pop figures from their packaging and popping the value down the drain. Before asking to marry you, I explained that the Hulk funko pop was bigger than the other ones, and you still opened it on your "quest for Hulkussy"
July 30, 2023 at 10:46 PM
The only thing "poppin" is you popping open all of my valuable funko pop figures from their packaging and popping the value down the drain. Before asking to marry you, I explained that the Hulk funko pop was bigger than the other ones, and you still opened it on your "quest for Hulkussy"
You literally live with me and never ask me, "What's poppin'?" Anymore. I feel truly hurt 😞 😔 😢
July 30, 2023 at 10:41 PM
You literally live with me and never ask me, "What's poppin'?" Anymore. I feel truly hurt 😞 😔 😢