fruity derruti
@nenewhips.online
"we carry a new world here, in our hearts, that world is gay as hell."
- Fruity Derruti
- Fruity Derruti
"youre trying to get free wifi?
not on my watch!
you gotta connect to the fridge."
not on my watch!
you gotta connect to the fridge."
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"youre trying to get free wifi?
not on my watch!
you gotta connect to the fridge."
not on my watch!
you gotta connect to the fridge."
gen alpha is going to lose their shit when they are old enough to take a stats class and realize that 'mew' and 'sigma' are both extremely relevant terms
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
gen alpha is going to lose their shit when they are old enough to take a stats class and realize that 'mew' and 'sigma' are both extremely relevant terms
i thought that was kind of the point of a corn dog
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i thought that was kind of the point of a corn dog
THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN FUTA IN MICHIGAN!?!?
Michigan Republican State Rep. Josh Schriver has proposed an online porn ban that seeks to prohibit explicit material as well as any “depiction, description, or simulation” of trans people.
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN FUTA IN MICHIGAN!?!?
"good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" polit
September 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" polit
I think she's clinched it at this point
Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I think she's clinched it at this point
sometimes being a good tranny means taking an uber with a house mother, tanking 999999 psychic damage as she tells you about the most fucked up shit imaginable in the most problematic way imaginable, emotionally shutting down, and still checking up to make sure she got through airport security ok
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sometimes being a good tranny means taking an uber with a house mother, tanking 999999 psychic damage as she tells you about the most fucked up shit imaginable in the most problematic way imaginable, emotionally shutting down, and still checking up to make sure she got through airport security ok
did not know brian and lois were into golf like that
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
did not know brian and lois were into golf like that
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the age of christian girl autumn is over. the time of gay slut fall has come.
August 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the age of christian girl autumn is over. the time of gay slut fall has come.
yanks getting rightfully washed by boston right now! eat shit!!!
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
yanks getting rightfully washed by boston right now! eat shit!!!
just witnessed an extremely cool new Type of Guy walking down the street with a huge boombox blasting loud electronic music while wearing a basketball jersey with "GUTS" on the back and this where the number would be:
September 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
just witnessed an extremely cool new Type of Guy walking down the street with a huge boombox blasting loud electronic music while wearing a basketball jersey with "GUTS" on the back and this where the number would be:
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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If anyone wants the clip of Cox saying "notices your bulge OwO what's this?" to send to people I got you
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If anyone wants the clip of Cox saying "notices your bulge OwO what's this?" to send to people I got you
Fooly Cooly.
September 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fooly Cooly.
they're playing marry me, archie by alvvays in the grocery store I feel 8 million years old
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
they're playing marry me, archie by alvvays in the grocery store I feel 8 million years old
chicpea man
get him in a can, put him in the pan
cook him how you can
chicpea man
turning into hummus or falafal
is a real trip (trip trip trip)
get him in a can, put him in the pan
cook him how you can
chicpea man
turning into hummus or falafal
is a real trip (trip trip trip)
September 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
chicpea man
get him in a can, put him in the pan
cook him how you can
chicpea man
turning into hummus or falafal
is a real trip (trip trip trip)
get him in a can, put him in the pan
cook him how you can
chicpea man
turning into hummus or falafal
is a real trip (trip trip trip)
your an empath??? just who the hell do you think I think you think i think you think you think I think you are??
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
your an empath??? just who the hell do you think I think you think i think you think you think I think you are??
bi-whateveral reminder that i am built like this:
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
bi-whateveral reminder that i am built like this:
Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.
June 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.
trying to have a normal meal and some drunk acid casualties next to me are talking about missing planets and ancient aliens
how do you leave a conversation you're not in?
how do you leave a conversation you're not in?
May 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
trying to have a normal meal and some drunk acid casualties next to me are talking about missing planets and ancient aliens
how do you leave a conversation you're not in?
how do you leave a conversation you're not in?
ween? you mean libertarian they might be giants?
May 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ween? you mean libertarian they might be giants?
panera: this lemonade will kill you
dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning
dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning
April 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
panera: this lemonade will kill you
dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning
dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning
"Does the pope shit in his hat?" - fun, but sophomoric and pasé at this point
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation
"Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation
"Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites
March 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Does the pope shit in his hat?" - fun, but sophomoric and pasé at this point
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation
"Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites
"Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation
"Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites
you should be able to call out of work if it is rainy and your animals are sleeping by your legs like sooo sweet and cute and snuggly
March 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
you should be able to call out of work if it is rainy and your animals are sleeping by your legs like sooo sweet and cute and snuggly
Laura Jane Grace learned the term "transbian" from TIM FUCKING POOL!?!?
March 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Laura Jane Grace learned the term "transbian" from TIM FUCKING POOL!?!?