The european mind cannot comprehend billion dollar collegiate sports sponsored by the 777 hp v8 ram truck named after a dinosaur

I only assume there's a switch at ESPN in a server room with "DO NOT TURN OFF OR PLAYOFF MACHINE DIES" scribbled along walls and signs

Puca is about to do the dumb shit after a TD and Amazon will either entirely cut away from it, or Herbstreit/Michael's will power right through and say nothing. No acknowledgement though

i think his investors are VERY well aware that he stole all the confidential gov data on all of his competitors, and that’s why they signed off on the absurd pay package

Who needs a conspiracy when you have Jerry Jeduy?

For example, bones need resistance to maintain density. They demineralize quickly once resistance stops — a problem in zero gravity space. When people stop exercising, their hips start to break.

Humans aren't made for zero resistance. Guys who can buy *anything* are doing this to their BRAINS.

They will play nice and pretend to have learned a lesson. Comfort is the biggest hurdle for any American, it’s easy to feel comfortable than it is to have conviction