Blurry picture? Too horny to care.

The anniversary of Titanic’s sinking just passed and it made me think about how all the well-know stories of tragic love that we know from that disaster are heteronormative. It’s inspired me to tell the story of Leo ‘Lee’ Schwabacher and Henry Sonneborn…

Or awkwardly piled on your neck, in the mode here demonstrated by my boys, Ernest and Niles.

Happy locker room semi Monday #lrsm

Taking a break from dicks and butts to share my other greatest passion, old ocean liners. Here’s the otherworldly spectacular first class dining room of the Normandie.

I’m here for the big nipple twinning

Attention: here’s my butt. Please clap.

Happy #fcf to those who celebrate

Heyo, boys! 👋🏻