Jim Nelson
@nelsonicboom.bsky.social
Old guy at the gym, bad knees runner, ball coach.
I know what comes next…
a man in a yellow shirt is holding a hose in front of his face and drinking from it .
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is holding a hose in front of his face and drinking from it .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I know what comes next…
Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!!
Seems more Dept of War vs. Dept of Defense.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Seems more Dept of War vs. Dept of Defense.
No theatres, only ballrooms!
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No theatres, only ballrooms!
He’s like Ray Lewis coming from a Super Bowl party.
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He’s like Ray Lewis coming from a Super Bowl party.
DufMan is thrusting in the general direction of his fear!
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
DufMan is thrusting in the general direction of his fear!
AI GPT - why is my monthly energy bill skyrocketing?
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
AI GPT - why is my monthly energy bill skyrocketing?
I’ll take “things dolly Madison would’ve left behind” for $500 Alex.
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ll take “things dolly Madison would’ve left behind” for $500 Alex.
My first album I got when I was 10 (back in 82?). Radar Rider, Riggs way back then. Now most everything.
August 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My first album I got when I was 10 (back in 82?). Radar Rider, Riggs way back then. Now most everything.
An AI doctor in our lifetime wasn’t something I’d imagined being possible. But our version will diagnose and prescribe a course of medicine you can’t afford in an assuredly non-woke way. Wonderful days!
August 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
An AI doctor in our lifetime wasn’t something I’d imagined being possible. But our version will diagnose and prescribe a course of medicine you can’t afford in an assuredly non-woke way. Wonderful days!
They voted for an unpopular bill as if there was no concern of being re-elected.
July 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They voted for an unpopular bill as if there was no concern of being re-elected.
Sponsored by Carls Jr.
June 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sponsored by Carls Jr.
Just remove the “…if you do this…” and assume they are coming after you.
June 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just remove the “…if you do this…” and assume they are coming after you.
If they give you a putt however short, they want you to be out of synch so when you need to make the one that counts, you miss it. It’s gamemenship.
May 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If they give you a putt however short, they want you to be out of synch so when you need to make the one that counts, you miss it. It’s gamemenship.
That Joe Biden just continues to screw up.
May 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That Joe Biden just continues to screw up.
If the nation saw small arms as a true threat to its existence they’d be banned.
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If the nation saw small arms as a true threat to its existence they’d be banned.
If Covenant is a Xmas movie, Alien is the ultimate Easter Egg hunt.
April 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If Covenant is a Xmas movie, Alien is the ultimate Easter Egg hunt.
Good stuff today with Julie Mason.
March 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Good stuff today with Julie Mason.
He’s probably just relieved he didn’t accidentally add anyone to the Wannsee Group Chat.
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
He’s probably just relieved he didn’t accidentally add anyone to the Wannsee Group Chat.
Uh oh, the penalty of torture is forthcoming.
March 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Uh oh, the penalty of torture is forthcoming.
Nah, it’s so he can say he’s playing. But everyone knows his cheating a$$ pays others to level up his characters.
March 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Nah, it’s so he can say he’s playing. But everyone knows his cheating a$$ pays others to level up his characters.
I’ve observed anecdotally a significant amount of post purchase dissonance mitigation propaganda broadcast since the inauguration. It’s like the campaign never ended.
March 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I’ve observed anecdotally a significant amount of post purchase dissonance mitigation propaganda broadcast since the inauguration. It’s like the campaign never ended.
He backed into the blue. He’s a (hiccup) patriot.
March 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He backed into the blue. He’s a (hiccup) patriot.