Nelson Blue
@nelsonblue.bsky.social
Liberal Hack, recovering academic, and two-time cancer survivor. I cuss a little.
More from the department of “Making Shit Up.”
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
More from the department of “Making Shit Up.”
Now that’s just fucking stupid.
August 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Now that’s just fucking stupid.
Wow! Working constantly on the important issues! This critical addition to the White House, getting the real sugar back in the maga Coca Cola, and renaming NFL teams! Is there anything he can’t do?
If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wow! Working constantly on the important issues! This critical addition to the White House, getting the real sugar back in the maga Coca Cola, and renaming NFL teams! Is there anything he can’t do?
If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
“I was just following orders” didn’t work at Nuremberg.
July 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“I was just following orders” didn’t work at Nuremberg.
If you remember seeing this picture, no you didn’t! If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
July 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you remember seeing this picture, no you didn’t! If you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, ignore this post.
She just called everyone stupid, I think.
May 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She just called everyone stupid, I think.
How is anyone in their right mind impressed with this buffoon?
May 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How is anyone in their right mind impressed with this buffoon?
I miss when they weren’t amoral sociopaths with a hearty side of dementia.
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I miss when they weren’t amoral sociopaths with a hearty side of dementia.
And the losers? Fast-tracked to El Salvador, Alcatraz, or Gitmo?
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And the losers? Fast-tracked to El Salvador, Alcatraz, or Gitmo?
Now that’s just fucking stupid.
May 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Now that’s just fucking stupid.
A wise woman once said, at some point, ignorance becomes a choice.
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A wise woman once said, at some point, ignorance becomes a choice.
Any nonzero positive number is too high.
April 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Any nonzero positive number is too high.
Thou hast rightly stated.
April 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thou hast rightly stated.