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Nelovita 🇨🇦
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Designer, creator, builder. I may own too many bicycles. Pickle connoisseur. Mental health advocate. 🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇲 Born at 326 ppm 🚫MAGA
I feel seen. 😎
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
JAWS
duun dun
dun dun
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Wow. 25k cane!!???!
Is that one of those fancy:
1) sword cane
2) magician flower bouquet cane
3) LIGHT SABER (not a cane at all, but a weapon against the dark side)
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
So, ACECO has embarassed Trump by publicly announcing he's a deadbeat that doesn't pay his bills.

Watch as Trump will have the EPA sue ACECO into bankruptcy for dumping all the asbestos contaminated East Wing rumble at the Potomac golf course.

An absolutely epic FAFO.
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oh Matt, another weirdo beardo, chinless disappointment.
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My friends, "the steak sauce" (worcestershire sauce) totally makes a proper Caesar, but why, Why, WHY are there beans in it? Beans??!?
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What an excellent response. I really hope Mamdani wins.
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Same, same.

Down with the patriarchy!!
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Is he really only 4'11" ?? So, that would be a ladies trench coat?? I didn't know they came in size: extra-nazi
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is he really only 4'11" ?? So, that would be a ladies trench coat?? I didn't know they came in size: extra-nazi
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This guy again??!? BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whoa, I didn't know that. 😳

Here I thought we were having a laugh imagining them swaggering into the Nazi Haircut Saloon (hair salon) for a 'bald with fringe on top'
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A haircut saloon for all those angry, ugly, miserable nazi types.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Why was Susan Wiles there? That's a bit unusual for the WH chief of staff to attend.
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It is happening, should announce in the following six months.
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The champagne is chilling.
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Graham served in the United States Air Force from 1982 - 1988 as a JAG, working as a defense attorney and chief prosecutor in Europe. He later served in the U.S. Air Force Reserve while in Congress. He was awarded a Bronze Star Medal and held the rank of colonel.
HE KNOWS THIS IS WRONG!!!
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
He's so tragically thin skinned. 🤣 Let's poke him again.
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
🇨🇦 Just drive North. 🍁
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Very questionably reelected
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I remember this, it was a HUGE moment for North America. Reagan was a marvelous orator. I'm not a Reagan fan, but damn, could he ever deliver a speech.
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
'like dead'?? Or RIGHT PROPER dead, we're popping bottles.
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hopefully working himself up to a massive coronary... shhh, don't interrupt him.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM