Nell
@nellymynell.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood Manic Pixie Night Hag and her menagerie of rotten monsters.
🏳️🌈 She/Her, Fat, Femme, and foul-mouthed SP-Ace 🏳️🌈
I screen my calls. So, if you're still here? Hey.
🏳️🌈 She/Her, Fat, Femme, and foul-mouthed SP-Ace 🏳️🌈
I screen my calls. So, if you're still here? Hey.
7 weeks and going strong.
Do I ever want another bottle baby?
No. No, I do not.
Do I think the slightly traumatic emotional roller coaster was worth it for this one?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Also, something makes me suspect we have an intact Siamese within roaming distance of Deadbeat Mum...
Do I ever want another bottle baby?
No. No, I do not.
Do I think the slightly traumatic emotional roller coaster was worth it for this one?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Also, something makes me suspect we have an intact Siamese within roaming distance of Deadbeat Mum...
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
7 weeks and going strong.
Do I ever want another bottle baby?
No. No, I do not.
Do I think the slightly traumatic emotional roller coaster was worth it for this one?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Also, something makes me suspect we have an intact Siamese within roaming distance of Deadbeat Mum...
Do I ever want another bottle baby?
No. No, I do not.
Do I think the slightly traumatic emotional roller coaster was worth it for this one?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Also, something makes me suspect we have an intact Siamese within roaming distance of Deadbeat Mum...
Little one made up his mind on Sunday night, and graduated to being off the bottle. He flirted with wet food but ultimately skipped to kibble for the thrill of delicious crunchy violence. His answer is always rage... And sometimes snuggles with Niblet.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Little one made up his mind on Sunday night, and graduated to being off the bottle. He flirted with wet food but ultimately skipped to kibble for the thrill of delicious crunchy violence. His answer is always rage... And sometimes snuggles with Niblet.
Nap Trapped by the baby. His little dreaming lip smacks absolutely kill me.
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nap Trapped by the baby. His little dreaming lip smacks absolutely kill me.
4 weeks old and getting introduced to the big kids. The ginger boy is Walter P. Kitty Scatcat, and the next closest in age at 5 months. The ginormous boy is Angus VonThunderbutt, and he's probably 7 or 8 (former stray). Little Fetch is now a 1lb 2.5oz fuzzball of rightous fury and baby teeth.
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
4 weeks old and getting introduced to the big kids. The ginger boy is Walter P. Kitty Scatcat, and the next closest in age at 5 months. The ginormous boy is Angus VonThunderbutt, and he's probably 7 or 8 (former stray). Little Fetch is now a 1lb 2.5oz fuzzball of rightous fury and baby teeth.
I forgot to update on the bitty boy... He's 2 Weeks+ and going strong. If he keeps growing at his current rate, this little fluff ball will be an absolute unit.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I forgot to update on the bitty boy... He's 2 Weeks+ and going strong. If he keeps growing at his current rate, this little fluff ball will be an absolute unit.
We have made it to 1 whole week! Little One is fat and happy (if a bit constipated... *shakes fist at the formula gods*). He's also an excellent passenger princess on my daily commute.
Next hurdle? Make it to 3 weeks.
Next hurdle? Make it to 3 weeks.
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We have made it to 1 whole week! Little One is fat and happy (if a bit constipated... *shakes fist at the formula gods*). He's also an excellent passenger princess on my daily commute.
Next hurdle? Make it to 3 weeks.
Next hurdle? Make it to 3 weeks.
Little man has made it past the 48 hour mark. Our next mortality hurdle is making it a full week.
He's now set up with a heating pad and an electronic heartbeat/cuddle buddy. He is absolutely zonked out for the moment.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for this new, not-shoved-down-a-sports bra setup.
He's now set up with a heating pad and an electronic heartbeat/cuddle buddy. He is absolutely zonked out for the moment.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for this new, not-shoved-down-a-sports bra setup.
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Little man has made it past the 48 hour mark. Our next mortality hurdle is making it a full week.
He's now set up with a heating pad and an electronic heartbeat/cuddle buddy. He is absolutely zonked out for the moment.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for this new, not-shoved-down-a-sports bra setup.
He's now set up with a heating pad and an electronic heartbeat/cuddle buddy. He is absolutely zonked out for the moment.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for this new, not-shoved-down-a-sports bra setup.
Spending my Saturday with an abandoned neonate in my cleavage... Because a fed, toasty baby is a happy baby.
Kudos to my neighbor who spotted the little guy on my porch and gave me a heads up!
We've passed the 24 hour mark with flying colors, (bottle/bathroom break every 2 hours).
Kudos to my neighbor who spotted the little guy on my porch and gave me a heads up!
We've passed the 24 hour mark with flying colors, (bottle/bathroom break every 2 hours).
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Spending my Saturday with an abandoned neonate in my cleavage... Because a fed, toasty baby is a happy baby.
Kudos to my neighbor who spotted the little guy on my porch and gave me a heads up!
We've passed the 24 hour mark with flying colors, (bottle/bathroom break every 2 hours).
Kudos to my neighbor who spotted the little guy on my porch and gave me a heads up!
We've passed the 24 hour mark with flying colors, (bottle/bathroom break every 2 hours).
The first crop harvest of 2025... Fingerling potatoes grown from a couple of sprouted strays found at the back of the veggie drawer.
Just reconnecting with my Peasant heritage to survive a reign of tyranny and intentional economic devastation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have onions to plant.
Just reconnecting with my Peasant heritage to survive a reign of tyranny and intentional economic devastation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have onions to plant.
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The first crop harvest of 2025... Fingerling potatoes grown from a couple of sprouted strays found at the back of the veggie drawer.
Just reconnecting with my Peasant heritage to survive a reign of tyranny and intentional economic devastation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have onions to plant.
Just reconnecting with my Peasant heritage to survive a reign of tyranny and intentional economic devastation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have onions to plant.
She shall be henceforth be known as Trixie. It was destined...
April 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
She shall be henceforth be known as Trixie. It was destined...
Someone has learned to purr this week...
April 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Someone has learned to purr this week...
I would like to propose mandatory lobotomies for any road rage cases that cause harm to others.
Just a couple of careful little tippy-tippy-taps with a well-place ice pick, and drivers who cannot regulate their emotional reactions would be a thing of the past.
Just a couple of careful little tippy-tippy-taps with a well-place ice pick, and drivers who cannot regulate their emotional reactions would be a thing of the past.
April 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I would like to propose mandatory lobotomies for any road rage cases that cause harm to others.
Just a couple of careful little tippy-tippy-taps with a well-place ice pick, and drivers who cannot regulate their emotional reactions would be a thing of the past.
Just a couple of careful little tippy-tippy-taps with a well-place ice pick, and drivers who cannot regulate their emotional reactions would be a thing of the past.
Just shy of 1 week old and I believe the Nuggets have doubled in size. I am impressed Miss Chicken managed growing 4 healthy babies, all on her own outside.
April 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just shy of 1 week old and I believe the Nuggets have doubled in size. I am impressed Miss Chicken managed growing 4 healthy babies, all on her own outside.
This little one is mostly void, partially stars... A tiny splash of white on the tips of 3 toes.
April 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This little one is mostly void, partially stars... A tiny splash of white on the tips of 3 toes.
Miss Chicken has deemed the Nugget Nest warm enough to leave for snacks.
April 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Miss Chicken has deemed the Nugget Nest warm enough to leave for snacks.
Baby update... Miss Chicken and her wiggly band of wee Nuggets are doing just dandy. She has
April 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Baby update... Miss Chicken and her wiggly band of wee Nuggets are doing just dandy. She has
The neighborhood cat who hangs out with my chickens, was curled up in my garden planter today... With 4 fresh, tiny babies.
They are safely indoors and under my sewing table now.
They are safely indoors and under my sewing table now.
March 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The neighborhood cat who hangs out with my chickens, was curled up in my garden planter today... With 4 fresh, tiny babies.
They are safely indoors and under my sewing table now.
They are safely indoors and under my sewing table now.
Awkward photo of the porch puds' new shelter. If they're going to hang out here, then they might as well have somewhere cozy for cold nights.
January 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Awkward photo of the porch puds' new shelter. If they're going to hang out here, then they might as well have somewhere cozy for cold nights.
On the 10th & 11th Days of Cheesemas...
January 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
On the 10th & 11th Days of Cheesemas...
On the 9th Day of Cheesemas...
January 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
On the 9th Day of Cheesemas...
On the 8th Day of Cheesemas...
January 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
On the 8th Day of Cheesemas...
I would like to retroactively use this for my last birthday. November 5th, 2024. Thank you and don't 🦆 it up this time.
January 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I would like to retroactively use this for my last birthday. November 5th, 2024. Thank you and don't 🦆 it up this time.
Last pair of 2024 is finished-finished-finished. Also, socks are the most awkward photos to take by your onesies.
Pattern: Fairground Socks, by Kay Jones.
Yarn: Regia? Probably.
Pattern: Fairground Socks, by Kay Jones.
Yarn: Regia? Probably.
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Last pair of 2024 is finished-finished-finished. Also, socks are the most awkward photos to take by your onesies.
Pattern: Fairground Socks, by Kay Jones.
Yarn: Regia? Probably.
Pattern: Fairground Socks, by Kay Jones.
Yarn: Regia? Probably.