Nell Scovell
@nellscovell.bsky.social
Creator/showrunner Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Director. Writer: NCIS, The Muppets, The Simpsons. Charmed, Coach. Journalist for The Daily Beast. Memoir: "Just the Funny Parts."
If you read ONE story today about what an awful person Bobby Kennedy Jr is, make it this one by Tatianna Schlossberg who is an incredible writer in the face of real tragedy.
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you read ONE story today about what an awful person Bobby Kennedy Jr is, make it this one by Tatianna Schlossberg who is an incredible writer in the face of real tragedy.
Learning about the sexual yearnings of Larry Summers and Bobby Kennedy Jr. is really helping my "lose-a-few-pounds-so-I-can-indulge-on-Thanksgving-Day-pies" diet.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Learning about the sexual yearnings of Larry Summers and Bobby Kennedy Jr. is really helping my "lose-a-few-pounds-so-I-can-indulge-on-Thanksgving-Day-pies" diet.
10 reasons why Trump sucked up to Mamdani:
1. You can take the boy out of Queens but you can't take the Queens out of the boy
2. He wasn't invited to Cheney's funeral and needed to show he can play nice
3. Even tho he endorsed Cuomo, he was so happy that he lost
4. No one in his admin is cool
1. You can take the boy out of Queens but you can't take the Queens out of the boy
2. He wasn't invited to Cheney's funeral and needed to show he can play nice
3. Even tho he endorsed Cuomo, he was so happy that he lost
4. No one in his admin is cool
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
10 reasons why Trump sucked up to Mamdani:
1. You can take the boy out of Queens but you can't take the Queens out of the boy
2. He wasn't invited to Cheney's funeral and needed to show he can play nice
3. Even tho he endorsed Cuomo, he was so happy that he lost
4. No one in his admin is cool
1. You can take the boy out of Queens but you can't take the Queens out of the boy
2. He wasn't invited to Cheney's funeral and needed to show he can play nice
3. Even tho he endorsed Cuomo, he was so happy that he lost
4. No one in his admin is cool
This is funny cuz it's true. Thanks for the laugh, Ellen Harrold.
I, a Woman, Am Officially Done Saying “I’m Sorry”
Dear colleagues,
I just wanted to reach out and let you know that I’m officially done saying sorry. As a woman, I feel the flippant use and misuse ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is funny cuz it's true. Thanks for the laugh, Ellen Harrold.
I feel like this new push to support Russia is connected to Elon Musk's latest visit to the WH. Just a hunch.
*US THREATENS TO CUT INTEL, WEAPONS SUPPLY TO UKRAINE: REUTERS
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I feel like this new push to support Russia is connected to Elon Musk's latest visit to the WH. Just a hunch.
I have bad news for the Coast Guarder who ran out yesterday and got that tattoo he always wanted...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have bad news for the Coast Guarder who ran out yesterday and got that tattoo he always wanted...
Reposted by Nell Scovell
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
Reposted by Nell Scovell
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
It's official. I have now seen this photo more times than my kids' baby pictures.
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's official. I have now seen this photo more times than my kids' baby pictures.
Based on these newly-released emails which suggest that Ghislaine Maxwell lied through her teeth, I hope they take her puppy away (but don’t give it to Kristi Noem)
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Based on these newly-released emails which suggest that Ghislaine Maxwell lied through her teeth, I hope they take her puppy away (but don’t give it to Kristi Noem)
"Instead of searching for the unum, Democrats need to focus on the pluribus. They have a deep, deep bench of leaders who could team up together and make some noise. Sure, it’s a radical notion that people with similar political goals might actually show support for each other. But..."
How Dems Can Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Fun
And everyone’s invited! Except maybe not Chuck Schumer.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Instead of searching for the unum, Democrats need to focus on the pluribus. They have a deep, deep bench of leaders who could team up together and make some noise. Sure, it’s a radical notion that people with similar political goals might actually show support for each other. But..."
It was me. I ruined the workplace.
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It was me. I ruined the workplace.
Did some ten-year-old already do this?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did some ten-year-old already do this?
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Many congratulations to the amazing Dr. Sarah Lewis! It’s impossible to keep up with the remarkable contributions she makes. I won’t try to list all the reasons congratulations are in order rn. I’ll just mention her 2025 American Book Award for THE UNSEEN TRUTH!
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Many congratulations to the amazing Dr. Sarah Lewis! It’s impossible to keep up with the remarkable contributions she makes. I won’t try to list all the reasons congratulations are in order rn. I’ll just mention her 2025 American Book Award for THE UNSEEN TRUTH!
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
Rock on, doc! We love to see it! 😍
John Roberts is the "banality of evil" made flesh
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
John Roberts is the "banality of evil" made flesh
Ivanka just turned 44 and shared this epic troll of her father on IG.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ivanka just turned 44 and shared this epic troll of her father on IG.
It looks like a marble statue ran into the Lincoln bathroom and had explosive diarrhea
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It looks like a marble statue ran into the Lincoln bathroom and had explosive diarrhea
Stick a fork
In the Duke of York
He's done
In the Duke of York
He's done
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Stick a fork
In the Duke of York
He's done
In the Duke of York
He's done
Why is anyone talking about a third term when they could be talking about Epstein?
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why is anyone talking about a third term when they could be talking about Epstein?
Thanks to the MeToo movement, our culture now believes women before it ignores them.
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Thanks to the MeToo movement, our culture now believes women before it ignores them.
Imagine you're a prince born into extreme privilege. Palaces! Ski chalets! Safaris! Staff! And imagine the bar for maintaining this luxury is: "Can you cut a ribbon at the opening of a clinic?" & "Can you refrain from raping minors?" And imagine your response is, "You have asked too much of me!"
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Imagine you're a prince born into extreme privilege. Palaces! Ski chalets! Safaris! Staff! And imagine the bar for maintaining this luxury is: "Can you cut a ribbon at the opening of a clinic?" & "Can you refrain from raping minors?" And imagine your response is, "You have asked too much of me!"
Hey, RFK, fix your own wives before you complain about others
Melania Trump: one child
Cheryl Hines: one child
Melania Trump: one child
Cheryl Hines: one child
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey, RFK, fix your own wives before you complain about others
Melania Trump: one child
Cheryl Hines: one child
Melania Trump: one child
Cheryl Hines: one child
Hey, Usha, I guess it will be cool when your own children start joking about putting Jews in gas chambers because "that's what kids do" according to the person you're raising those kids with. 1/2
JD Vance when people makes jokes about Charlie Kirk: "call their employer."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
JD Vance when Republican staffers say "I love Hitler" and fantasize about throwing political opponents in gas chambers: "that's what kids do...we're not canceling kids because they did something stupid."
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hey, Usha, I guess it will be cool when your own children start joking about putting Jews in gas chambers because "that's what kids do" according to the person you're raising those kids with. 1/2
Watched this last night and loved it. Extraordinary performances by Nat King Cole, Nina Simone, Mahalia Jackson and Harry Belafonte (among many, many others.) Also a wrenching reminder that America was absolutely terrible in the 50s and 60s.
Watch Sunday Best: The Untold Story of Ed Sullivan | Netflix Official Site
Ed Sullivan broke barriers by booking Black artists on his Sunday night variety show. This documentary spotlights the TV pioneer's legacy of equality.
www.netflix.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Watched this last night and loved it. Extraordinary performances by Nat King Cole, Nina Simone, Mahalia Jackson and Harry Belafonte (among many, many others.) Also a wrenching reminder that America was absolutely terrible in the 50s and 60s.
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8 Thought-Provoking Books About Late Night Talk Shows
From hilarious stories to never-before-disclosed drama, you’re not going to want to miss what’s in store!
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September 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'm in good company with @jasonzinoman.bsky.social