GIVING THAT GOOD GOOD FROG ALL THE KISSES

When I tell you I RAN TO MY GAME—

Unfortunately my childhood was spent getting it absolutely DRUMMED into my head by my Brooklyn parents that we don’t fuck with parks at night. Alas. Alack.

(Pretty sure the secret is to run in maenad packs)

My mom did this for a whole summer in high school in the 70s--she claims because she just LOVED grapefruit so much
and honestly the way she puts away watermelon now I believe she did hit a fruit hyperfixation--but she lost so much weight grandpa banned them. It was 100% a diet fad as well though

Spoilers:

I did NOT actually continue answering work emails while RHAPSODY IN BLUE played, but holy cow was it the break I needed.

This wasn't some fine print in a contract either, this was a clear list of benefits before they picked a level and paid. And they STILL don't understand what they bought.

Is there a preferred preorder link? This is the PERFECT present for my wife

I curse the circumstances that led us to meet but I’d do it again in a heartbeat. You are good people and I wish we could spend more time in meat space.