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Nekrởtzar
@nekrotzar.bsky.social
Trigger warning: pronouns in bio.
I mostly respond to others. I try to be polite.
Sometimes I post photos. I usually remember alt text.
Hopefully I’m a good ally.
He/him, cis.
My guess is that he’s hired a team of hagiographers to write the most ridiculous shit and repeatedly train his toy LLM on it with the instructions “give this the highest priority.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*test
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In China one trst for a stone is to pour a little water on the top and see if it comes out the bottom. Also: hold a candle at the bottom, see if smoke comes out the top. If both, you have a prize winner.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Durian? Scotch bonnet? Rambutan?
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Voodoo Donuts
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The best beaches are in the town of Shore Points.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
❤️
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
What I am is
Tired of jam.

— Frances
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I DIDN’T CATCALL YOU WHEN YOU WALKED PAST EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO

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November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My kids once got a Bob the Builder playset for xmas; they weren’t interested in it but the cat stayed up every night repeatedly pushing the “theme song” button.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If Schumer looks up and squints, he can almost see … Mike Johnson. That’s an achievement.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Fennimore Museum in Cooperstown NY had a C&H exhibition recently. This is an early prototype strip that got rejected.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Make “tweets” great again.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
LLM
YouTube video by Merriam-Webster
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ok, wow, I only just learned about his past with Nuzzi and … he really didn’t understand that “not saying anything” was an option?
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
You won’t appreciate how truly awful it is until you get to the chapter “This Is John Galt Speaking.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Didn’t Paterno announce he would retire at season’s end, and Penn State said, actually now works better for us.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Move over Henry IV Part 1!
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“And the joke’s on them, ‘cause it’s restricted.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Exactly, my first reaction to the article was “Der weiße Engel!”
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nailed it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My parents had a Priscilla once.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nobody has ever complained that Strauss was too modest.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Last year Katie and I discussed the 3rd movement of his 8th symphony. IIRC she said “there will be cummjng.”
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I saw a performance of Richard Strauss’s Ein Heldenleben a few weeks ago. It includes a musical portrait of the composer having sex with his wife, and the program notes described a particular modulation as being the moment of orgasm; you should have been there.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM