I want to wife them up. Is there timeline for forever, or can we just start now? #wlw #lqbtqia2s+ #love #enby

When you think you can't possibly gay panic any more, and then your wife cuts their hair and they look so FUHcking cute that every time they walk in the room you go nonverbal and can hardly make eye contact 😅

Show me the women who raised you 😅😜 yeah, Xena gets ALL the credit.

My wife cut my hair and has been extra gay panicking towards me ever since. I think I'm on to something here...

Well, I did put the gummy bears next to the cereal, so it's slightly my fault that wife is eating gummy bears for breakfast 😅🧸