Probably for the best. I haven't had to woo an old white man since before I grew out my hair, and it'd be a bit of a debuff. It was much easier when I looked like a loaf of Wonder Bread.

I'm glad you understand, now send me your pap's number so I can slap him on the back and get you that vinyl

"Rugged Midwestern" and "Snobby coastal liberal" are superficial distinctions, and pale in the face of our shared experience being treated as the default person type our whole lives, yes.

Ah, but there is an unspoken bond between old white men and old white men (young) that I can fall back on.

I can woo any retiree so long as I've gone bowling with them at least once, it's my only talent in this world

I can ask your family for you if you want. I think it would go very well

Nobody who sings Fall Out Boy like you do can ever be pretentious

"My friends, you Suffer (Feel) Promise (Think) Witness (Teach) Reason to no one."

I won't lie, there were at least two points where I thought that song had reached its end, only to be surprised by a new section à la Return of the King.

I went looking since I know my wife would love this. Sadly they seem to be sold out ATM, beautiful pin set. share.google/AB5UlqYfe5gQ...

Extend your time off so you have time to really get into the weeds and think it over.

You don't have to support Kat's primary challenge, but it's really easy to not share horseshit if you feel your candidate is better on merit.