Neil Whalley
@neilwhalley.bsky.social
Gardener, medicated depressive, fool, hedgehog enthusiast.
When NHS staff aren’t even eligible for vaccination, the wider public has no chance 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When NHS staff aren’t even eligible for vaccination, the wider public has no chance 🙄
Well this sounds like a recipe for happiness
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well this sounds like a recipe for happiness
We’re all going to die a horrible death anyway so whatever
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We’re all going to die a horrible death anyway so whatever
You are *checks notes* correct
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You are *checks notes* correct
I was today years old when I read this
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I was today years old when I read this
Martin Lewis would be perfect, but admittedly I haven’t seen more than the odd clip of it
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Martin Lewis would be perfect, but admittedly I haven’t seen more than the odd clip of it
They’ll ask you next series
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They’ll ask you next series
Incredibly effective but it’s not like watching messi, maradona or Gazza. His goals are mostly strength and power and there’s much less variety in his play. Successful, world class, just not as good to watch as some other greats
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Incredibly effective but it’s not like watching messi, maradona or Gazza. His goals are mostly strength and power and there’s much less variety in his play. Successful, world class, just not as good to watch as some other greats
I would do, but I really like “My sweet Carolina”, so I won’t
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I would do, but I really like “My sweet Carolina”, so I won’t
And still we need to spend more money on defence. I’m sure people can give valid, persuasive reasons why we need to, but I just wonder, in my simplistic way, about the good all that money and those resources could do in other areas
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And still we need to spend more money on defence. I’m sure people can give valid, persuasive reasons why we need to, but I just wonder, in my simplistic way, about the good all that money and those resources could do in other areas
I am going to give you up, after all
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I am going to give you up, after all
I am going to give you up, after all
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am going to give you up, after all
My brother lives near Reading! He’ll be stoked.
That was a bad joke.
Thanks for doing better jokes, and congrats on the book 👌
That was a bad joke.
Thanks for doing better jokes, and congrats on the book 👌
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My brother lives near Reading! He’ll be stoked.
That was a bad joke.
Thanks for doing better jokes, and congrats on the book 👌
That was a bad joke.
Thanks for doing better jokes, and congrats on the book 👌
It was a totally different sort of shop in the uk. Rather than a supermarket, it sold books, toys, sweets, stationery - quite a bizarre mix in retrospect
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It was a totally different sort of shop in the uk. Rather than a supermarket, it sold books, toys, sweets, stationery - quite a bizarre mix in retrospect
I was young once. By 15, my football was going south as I started gaining weight and losing speed. A generous teammate told me that I had 2 gears: slow and stop. I maintain he should have said reverse rather than stop.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I was young once. By 15, my football was going south as I started gaining weight and losing speed. A generous teammate told me that I had 2 gears: slow and stop. I maintain he should have said reverse rather than stop.
Glad you’re back banging the drum of hope, and showing there are still good people on this godforsaken planet x
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Glad you’re back banging the drum of hope, and showing there are still good people on this godforsaken planet x
Choose your battles, grasshopper
a man with a long white beard and mustache is pointing at something .
Alt: a man with a long white beard and mustache saying “indeed grasshopper”
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Choose your battles, grasshopper
So don’t rejoin eu, and introduce further austerity. That’s some 2D chess you’re playing there
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So don’t rejoin eu, and introduce further austerity. That’s some 2D chess you’re playing there
To the second. A beautiful, perfect baby. Big brown hairy tail and an exquisite dorsal fin
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
To the second. A beautiful, perfect baby. Big brown hairy tail and an exquisite dorsal fin
I gave birth today…
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I gave birth today…
That’s not my takeaway
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That’s not my takeaway