Practically 40
neilwappyair.bsky.social
Practically 40
@neilwappyair.bsky.social
Still waiting for you bread 1- the name if a gashapon machine at union station
Sometimes I wonder why I didn't make more of an effort to be friends with these incredible people that I could have tricked into thinking I'm cool too.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Wouldn't mind having a steady income as a top action hero in a mocie franchise that releases every 4 years. One year of negotiations. One year of exercise then filming. One year promoting the film. One year off.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Note to self on tab i just closed.

Empress past
Tower present
And ummmm
Justice future.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I barely shave anymore. But you know what? I'm still hot.
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wallpaper is lambs but instead if two eyes, lambs are cyclopses.
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If the ready to serve salads at No Frills are too expensive, I would suggest grabbing the pies from the nearby boxed pies rack and taking out the pie from the box and smashing it in the ground and yelling "losers" but that's not so nice to the clerks, so i wont suggest that and I didnt do that.
October 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tomorrow i turn 40 and I still cannot tell you my favourite Monster High character and I've tried to choose so hard!
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Read the damn classics! 😡
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I dreamt that I gave a copy of On The Road Again to my students. Then I broke into someones home, and watched their DVD of On The Road Again, then they camd home and instead of fleeing, I hid under a blanket.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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threw on HOT FROSTY tonight. they say "you can't go home again"... but I rewatch this and a tidal wave of happy memories of writing this, developing this, and shooting this washes over me. it's so earnest, leans into the magic so hard. one of the great joys of my career to date.
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Honestly, if i didn't have a partner that disapproved, I'd overpay so much for lettuce all the time.
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think because it's Friday i am allowed to have eggos for breakfast.
September 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Got really bored during this introduction to a speaker on "Life begins at 40". Not looking good for turning 40.
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I had a terrible dream and I think I should be exempt from work.
September 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Lol. I was going to get work done this morning.
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
How is it possible i spent five hours on facebook last week?
September 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I made a comment on YouTube and the (semi-popular) uploader liked it and responded to it. My immediate reaction was "leave me alone, loser!"
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Heading east, again...
September 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I shouldn't be here (on my couch)
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Remembering when there was no masks in spring 2020 and my friend met me for bubble tea and used three of my masks because he kept taking them off and asking for a new one.
September 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I got the oast was the devil, the future was the moon and the present I forgot! Maybe like 2 of cups or something, IDK! I forgot my tarot reading!
September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No! October!
August 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'd like to cry now
August 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just ate too much cheese. Late ballet class tonight and ballet tomorrow. Lots of ballet. Lots of cheese. Idk. I'm worried.
August 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM