insert Ed Zitron 'Is this good?' meme

ah so a wonderful new technology - which will make our lives easier - requires mandated government training to use, because otherwise we are too stupid to understand the benefits. Much like the mandated government training we had for Bluetooth, smartphones and online banking

'Once again i have been silenced' says person with national newspaper headline

The after-action report was that after some continued gentle tapping of the curtain with the broom, he scuttled down and ran out the patio door into the garden.

Brutal reading!

these are extremely unserious people

if the markets go down on the very inkling of an imaginary Andy Burnham, and up very highly when the actual insane President of the US decides that war against his own alliance is good and smart, maybe that tells us that markets should shut the fuck up

If people ever wondered about how in medieval/ancient times 'Why on earth did they put up with Mad Lord Snapcase and his advisor who was a donkey in a hat?', this is how.

Very much enjoying this series

OH MY GAWD AND IT'S ZELENSKYY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

they are freaks and should be treated as such

grow up

'the people are not enjoying the torment nexus sir'
'Hmm. Have we tried tormenting them in different ways?'

i wish i could get this many things wrong and still be employed at my regular person job

he said he didn't like it - but he had to go along with it

I think if that I, a mere shitposter on the internet, can obviously see that the only role that could be replaced by AI with minimal damage is actually that of the CEOs, could there be some lessons to be learned here?

What a night out - Westminster's top shagger and the Kremlin's ultimate pintsman