I feel like if #Grimsby score next then Marinakis should come out in a Manchester United Jersey and take Amorim away down the tunnel

I know the Google Nest heard me earlier.

I think it just likes to watch me panic when it says:

"It looks like you don't have any timers set at the moment."

Why would you have coffee without sugar? Have you tried it with sugar? All reputable coffee shops have sachets of sugar right there on the counter.

What do you think those are for? Sprinkling on sandwiches?

Go ahead and put two of those bad boys in your coffee - Thank me later.

It's so awkward and heavy when you have to talk to someone saying "soft racist" things to you in a professional setting.

Trying to get you "on side" as "one of the good ones."

I know what I'm supposed to say - to fight back, but I just want the convo to be over. I feel like such a coward after.

Today is going to be the first leg of an incredibly tasty tie in the @uefachampions.bsky.social

Two of Europe's biggest teams going head to head in what is sure to be a thriller. Expect expansive, exhilarating, exciting football of the highest quality.

Arsenal vs Real Madrid are also playing.

I was planning on going to the USA next year to watch at least one @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social game.

However... Every single tattoo I have will have me end up in an El Salvadorean prison instead.

Gil Scott Heron tattoo, Dead Prez Tattoo, V for Vendetta... It's just all bad

I need someone to cast me in an Action movie that I need to be super jacked for by like July this year.

Then tell me they were only playing at like the end of June.

I need to put the chocolates down.

@almostperfectbob.bsky.social I came specially to follow you to check if you still think "both sides are the same."

And also because I Love you

Do the "both sides are the same people" still feel that way? How?

How is it possible to watch this unfold and think the "other side" would have done any of this?

This is surreal. None of us have ever seen anything like this before. If you are watching this and cheering it on, you are a Ghoul.

One of the biggest lies that's been exposed to me is that Sport brings people together. That it's good for making friends and community spirit. That it's for everyone. That it's fair.

Now we are hosting the biggest sporting event on Earth in Saudi Arabia. How does that work?

I'm usually against organised religion but I need to pick a Deity to thank that I'm not a @dallascowboys.bsky.social fan.

How do they carry this enormous weight?

As a neutral I am so angry I spent 3 hours watching this game for it to end like this.

It's mad how Juice WRLD became the Final Boss on #Fortnite

I've had about 12 second place finishes this season and it's always that skin that beats me.