Neil Ford
neilford.net
Neil Ford
@neilford.net
Code, draw & paint a bit in Orkney, 59th parallel North.

www.neilford.net
Going to be impossible to avoid this stuff eventually.
August 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm into my 5th year of no-mow for most of the garden. Started when I strained my back, I simply couldn't keep up. We now plant trees instead, so now there is a thriving ecosystem for butterflies, moths, insects & birds. We even have nesting doves & Great Yellow bumblebees this year!
June 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So weird. Did anyone actually get a book they paid for?
June 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I like a wire... that said, the kid dropped their new iphone in a rock pool the other day, completely submerged for 2 or 3 mins before they noticed.

Still works. Amazing.
June 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
😆
June 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I once got a filthy look from a shop assistant after my kid announced, "i did so well at dentist daddy is buying me extra sweets!"
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Registered with an NHS dentist ?
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thanks Darren!
June 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Cheers Mo!
June 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Cheers man! It ain't too bad, blocked lugs & hooter... and very hot!
June 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lovely bit of drawing that - love it!
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If the polls are accurate, UK isn't done with magical thinking quite yet.
May 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
So sorry to read this, thinking of you, man.
May 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Ha ha! That's exactly how I described our car to Boo, 'very fast dodgem'... they are 17 this year... driving lessons etc.
May 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I'm not sure how I'd manage an ICE vehicle now, so used to automatic EVs after 8 years. Zero clutch control these days I suspect?
May 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ouch. Did you get a replacement vehicle?
May 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
May need to get the HR dept to have a word with these cats...
May 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM