Think you just answered your own question there, Baltimore Orioles customer survey.

Gameday 3D is MLB The Show meets Goat Simulator, and I couldn't love it more.

And we have arrived at the “straight up disappearing people” phase of the autogolpe. hellgatenyc.com/r/17049bf8

Now there's a lede. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

Subtlety was never our mayor's strong suit.

Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom.

I read this three times, trying to figure out why Buster Posey was delivering a talk to Giants fans in the form of a rap, before realizing the San Jose Mercury News doesn't know how to spell "rapt."

Rep. Rich McCormick's remarks that schoolkids shouldn't get free lunch when they could "go to work at Burger King" reminds me of his '90s precessor Rep. John Mica, who testified about welfare reform by, well:

Government efficiency! (from r/Passports)

My letter to City Winery NYC, on the occasion of its announcement that going forward it will impose a $25 food/drink minimum on top of ticket prices.

Famed singer was actually widely known, knew how to get home. Verdict: PANTS ON FIRE.

This after 16 paragraphs of CEOs talking about how they all need to beef up security because people just hate CEOs for some inexplicable reason — confirming the old rule that the best way to find the real news in Times articles is to read them backwards.

"Fighting for Delawareans" doesn't include Sarah McBride's own interns, apparently.

Another day, another instance of ProPublica requiring its unionized staff to produce content for a scab paper.

Today I would like to give thanks to the sun, which about a billion years from now will swell in size and kill all plant life on earth, destroying Earth's oxygen supply and finally putting an end to the Law & Order franchise.

Happy 75th birthday, former Yankee third baseman Toby Harrah!

(From the Post New York Post, a 1984 parody newspaper about what if the New York Post covered a nuclear holocaust. Front-page headline: KABOOM! Michael Jackson, 80 Million Others Dead.)