ToonCookie
@neilcook15.bsky.social
Newcastle, Horse Racing, Border Collies, Allotments.
Don’t bother asking “How are you doing today ?”
Don’t bother asking “How are you doing today ?”
If only his father had worn one 🤨
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If only his father had worn one 🤨
I call Bull💩…….Dr David Bull💩
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I call Bull💩…….Dr David Bull💩
That depends on who wins the next election 🤨
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That depends on who wins the next election 🤨
Hopefully not long before he receives the Rest in Peace Prize !
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hopefully not long before he receives the Rest in Peace Prize !
Bit harsh on Thai restaurants, they have better taste !
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Bit harsh on Thai restaurants, they have better taste !
Is “Times New Roman” the closest they could get to “ Old Time Nazis” ?
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Is “Times New Roman” the closest they could get to “ Old Time Nazis” ?
I wonder if a Bells Whisky 1 gallon bottle full of 2 pence pieces will be if any interest to anyone in 2000 years 🤔
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I wonder if a Bells Whisky 1 gallon bottle full of 2 pence pieces will be if any interest to anyone in 2000 years 🤔
I have family in Pennsylvania and they understand why no one wants to visit them.
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I have family in Pennsylvania and they understand why no one wants to visit them.
Good Morning, have a good one 😁
Sounds fecking windy, hold onto your hat if you’ve got any left 😳
Sounds fecking windy, hold onto your hat if you’ve got any left 😳
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Good Morning, have a good one 😁
Sounds fecking windy, hold onto your hat if you’ve got any left 😳
Sounds fecking windy, hold onto your hat if you’ve got any left 😳
He will have no problem releasing the video today, but by Sunday he will deny ever saying it and call it “Fake News” 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
He will have no problem releasing the video today, but by Sunday he will deny ever saying it and call it “Fake News” 🙄
I bet he had to go for a lie down after raising his thumb 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I bet he had to go for a lie down after raising his thumb 🙄
It’s a land grab and they’ve fallen into the trap…again !
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s a land grab and they’ve fallen into the trap…again !
A dog is for life not just for a Christmas jumper 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
A dog is for life not just for a Christmas jumper 🙄
Sometimes you just have to sit back and let the footballing gods do their work 🤣🤣
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sometimes you just have to sit back and let the footballing gods do their work 🤣🤣
I wonder if the “Orange Globule” wins anything 🤔🏆
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I wonder if the “Orange Globule” wins anything 🤔🏆
Thanks, I’m about to head out with Shay, if I find any hats I’ll give you a shout 🎩
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Thanks, I’m about to head out with Shay, if I find any hats I’ll give you a shout 🎩
Good morning, I have questions if I may 🤔
1) has it rained yet ?
2) is it raining ?
3) what time is it going to rain ?
1) has it rained yet ?
2) is it raining ?
3) what time is it going to rain ?
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Good morning, I have questions if I may 🤔
1) has it rained yet ?
2) is it raining ?
3) what time is it going to rain ?
1) has it rained yet ?
2) is it raining ?
3) what time is it going to rain ?
Just over 77million of them are stupid.
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Just over 77million of them are stupid.
That sounds promising, let’s hope he keeps on fighting 🤞
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
That sounds promising, let’s hope he keeps on fighting 🤞
He makes Blatter seem honest.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
He makes Blatter seem honest.
I think I actually preferred it when Sepp Blatter was in charge. At least he didn’t broadcast his corruption on live TV.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think I actually preferred it when Sepp Blatter was in charge. At least he didn’t broadcast his corruption on live TV.
What a crock of shite !
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What a crock of shite !
Trump has won the inaugural FIFA Corrupt as F@ck Cup”. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Trump has won the inaugural FIFA Corrupt as F@ck Cup”. 🙄