Perfect rewording of the lyrics IMHO. Though given the spectacular incompetence on display with this, perhaps another song we could use is
Let's meet the Muppets tonight. From the Muppet show
#Hegseth #Waltz

Sidney our Halloween spider is making a comeback for Xmas he’s going to be climbing through a Xmas wreath on our roof wearing a Santa hat. He’s leaving the web being though ( it’s too cold to spend hours hanging that fiddly thing again)

This human has been claimed! This is the reason I don’t get much sleep some nights!❤️

Slightly gory, I can’t believe someone actually costed this as a DIY project! Mind you if you’ve got any annoying family members staying over Christmas… Just saying that’s all 😆 😆 😆

The Physics of the Whoniverse now renamed the TennantVerse! In 10 years all available screen time will be taken up with multiple David Tennant Doctors!

There goes my childhood!