Beevo Lottie
@negranomicon.bsky.social
Everything is Everything. No.1 Mum. Death Doula. Green Thumb. Bartenderoni. Closed Captionist. Radio Persona. Former Montessori Teacher. Super Lover. Home, Land, Small Bizness owner. Wine Maker. Ass Shaker.
He looks like the Smile demon.
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
He looks like the Smile demon.
My wildest dream is to take up falconry. What a powerfully beautiful skill.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
My wildest dream is to take up falconry. What a powerfully beautiful skill.
Upon checking my vending machines today, I ran out of snack products in one machine after only a week for the first time since COVID! Hopefully that's a sign of a good year. Last year sucked.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Upon checking my vending machines today, I ran out of snack products in one machine after only a week for the first time since COVID! Hopefully that's a sign of a good year. Last year sucked.
Is TEMU worth purchasing products? I have heard a couple horror stories in real life, but everyone online says they use it all the time.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Is TEMU worth purchasing products? I have heard a couple horror stories in real life, but everyone online says they use it all the time.
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Because you are blind to the existence of black and brown people around you, you see acts of depravity such as the Maduro snatch through the lens of a rogue nation rather than yt supremacy.
Be real. The US and many other countries have been doing this to folks with melanin for centuries.
Be real. The US and many other countries have been doing this to folks with melanin for centuries.
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Because you are blind to the existence of black and brown people around you, you see acts of depravity such as the Maduro snatch through the lens of a rogue nation rather than yt supremacy.
Be real. The US and many other countries have been doing this to folks with melanin for centuries.
Be real. The US and many other countries have been doing this to folks with melanin for centuries.
People who kill bugs/insects/creatures just for being that make me weary. Cos what's wrong withchu?
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
People who kill bugs/insects/creatures just for being that make me weary. Cos what's wrong withchu?
LMMFAO
Lemme show yall how a mf will lie to you in a minute.
Some fool walking past me: Hey beautiful, how was your holiday? You so gorgeous, you got a man?
Me:
Some fool walking past me: Hey beautiful, how was your holiday? You so gorgeous, you got a man?
Me:
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
LMMFAO
Still one of my favorites.
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Still one of my favorites.
Looks like being a #Domme is back on the menu, boys! "To date a lady of color"...that's exactly why that phrase [people of color/PoC] makes my skin crawl.
This was my best clientele back in the day, tho.
This was my best clientele back in the day, tho.
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Looks like being a #Domme is back on the menu, boys! "To date a lady of color"...that's exactly why that phrase [people of color/PoC] makes my skin crawl.
This was my best clientele back in the day, tho.
This was my best clientele back in the day, tho.
The Wolf Moon is happening on my birthday and I...
a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
ALT: a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
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December 31, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The Wolf Moon is happening on my birthday and I...
I cain't fucking stand Curious George.
You mean to tell me you couldn't find a human to run your shop so you let a monkey; now you MAD cos he gave all your shit away? Why am I still sitting here watching?!
You mean to tell me you couldn't find a human to run your shop so you let a monkey; now you MAD cos he gave all your shit away? Why am I still sitting here watching?!
a man is clapping his hands and making a face
ALT: a man is clapping his hands and making a face
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December 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I cain't fucking stand Curious George.
You mean to tell me you couldn't find a human to run your shop so you let a monkey; now you MAD cos he gave all your shit away? Why am I still sitting here watching?!
You mean to tell me you couldn't find a human to run your shop so you let a monkey; now you MAD cos he gave all your shit away? Why am I still sitting here watching?!
This is why you always wash your new clothes. This was from the SIXTH RINSE. I wanted the satisfaction of rinsing it by hand. It turned into determination.
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is why you always wash your new clothes. This was from the SIXTH RINSE. I wanted the satisfaction of rinsing it by hand. It turned into determination.
Up til 4a, woke by 7:30... bright and bushy-tailed. What is sleep, we don't know her.
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Up til 4a, woke by 7:30... bright and bushy-tailed. What is sleep, we don't know her.
Ok insomnia you win 😩😪
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ok insomnia you win 😩😪
"I am just so disappoi--"
Bitch you're not too impressive yourself, first things first.
Bitch you're not too impressive yourself, first things first.
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"I am just so disappoi--"
Bitch you're not too impressive yourself, first things first.
Bitch you're not too impressive yourself, first things first.
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Block this racist please @terrifiedintersex.bsky.social
They seem to be blocking all Black people because of a Black church being transphobic. They are saying if the church is doing this to Black trans women them they need to stay away from all Black ppl. Help them stay away from us with a block
They seem to be blocking all Black people because of a Black church being transphobic. They are saying if the church is doing this to Black trans women them they need to stay away from all Black ppl. Help them stay away from us with a block
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Block this racist please @terrifiedintersex.bsky.social
They seem to be blocking all Black people because of a Black church being transphobic. They are saying if the church is doing this to Black trans women them they need to stay away from all Black ppl. Help them stay away from us with a block
They seem to be blocking all Black people because of a Black church being transphobic. They are saying if the church is doing this to Black trans women them they need to stay away from all Black ppl. Help them stay away from us with a block
Here's hoping...😁🤞🏾
December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Here's hoping...😁🤞🏾
Settling for a hot sausage with spicy fried Sriracha egg, and red pepper cheese. My dreams are gonna be spicy tonight.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Settling for a hot sausage with spicy fried Sriracha egg, and red pepper cheese. My dreams are gonna be spicy tonight.
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. I want a 5pc from Popeyes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. I want a 5pc from Popeyes.
I cannot wait for #ScrippsSpellingBee2026. It's a tradition in our family! I rooted for Faizan Zaki, the young boy who won last year, from his first round.
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I cannot wait for #ScrippsSpellingBee2026. It's a tradition in our family! I rooted for Faizan Zaki, the young boy who won last year, from his first round.
Black Santa done had enough of our shit yeah. 😂 He say pack him up immediately.
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Black Santa done had enough of our shit yeah. 😂 He say pack him up immediately.
When your second parent dies, there really is a sense of emptiness in the world. You're parentless. I suddenly have no clue what to do with my life, and no one to call for advice. It's strange.
What is this feeling?
What is this feeling?
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When your second parent dies, there really is a sense of emptiness in the world. You're parentless. I suddenly have no clue what to do with my life, and no one to call for advice. It's strange.
What is this feeling?
What is this feeling?
"I thought the bird was dropping lizards but it was actually pooping". --My kid.
December 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"I thought the bird was dropping lizards but it was actually pooping". --My kid.
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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As the new year approaches ima go ahead and say this now …..
DONT BE A DWEEB AND DRINK AND DRIVE .
PLEASEEEEEEE DONT
DONT BE A DWEEB AND DRINK AND DRIVE .
PLEASEEEEEEE DONT
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As the new year approaches ima go ahead and say this now …..
DONT BE A DWEEB AND DRINK AND DRIVE .
PLEASEEEEEEE DONT
DONT BE A DWEEB AND DRINK AND DRIVE .
PLEASEEEEEEE DONT