Item! Mayoral porch pirate!
(Yeah it was probably misdelivered, but this is Texas, you don’t walk up to someone else’s house and take things without knocking.) we bought this house from him and he lives next door unfortunately.
Item! Mayoral porch pirate!
(Yeah it was probably misdelivered, but this is Texas, you don’t walk up to someone else’s house and take things without knocking.) we bought this house from him and he lives next door unfortunately.