Negative Power
negativepower.bsky.social
Negative Power
@negativepower.bsky.social
Coaster rider, Baseball follower, and vice versa!
Officially banned from Reddit now, no matter how many accounts I make. 15 years of trolling have caught up to me.
May 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Happy Opening Day, everyone!
March 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Why is it called a "catcher" and not a "home platesman"?
March 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I like Intamin hydraulic launch coasters that don't get blown up.
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm the world's youngest curmudgeon.
February 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Zero-G stall on Wildcat's Revenge
February 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ron Toomer of Arrow Dynamics, one of the OGs.
February 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thinking about those warm summer days in the Hollow
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Climax of a Breaking Bad episode: a building explodes

Climax of a Better Call Saul episode: a battery falls out of a man's pocket
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think that once one's net worth hits $1B, there should be a game over screen saying "congratulations, you won capitalism" and be forced to give any excess to charity.
January 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Mantis at Cedar Point had such a great color scheme. Why did they change it?
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The world needs more Norwegian loops.

Fahrenheit at Hersheypark
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
BlueSky is so much better than Twitter
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There should be a short NBA that bans people over 6'3".
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Turns out my name is Merle!
January 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
These beans have a slight rattle. 0/10
January 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Images you can hear
January 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dog
December 30, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Best lift hill sound: Arrow

Worst: RMC
December 28, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Fun fact: Colgate toothpaste does not sell well in Spanish-speaking countries because the name literally translates to "hang yourself".
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Turkey is overrated. Ham is dozens of times better.
November 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
It's Wildcat time
November 24, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Dee from Always Sunny is hilarious, and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM