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September 10, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Quem me conhece sabe o quanto eu odeio doces, mas o camafeu de nozes é um dos únicos que eu gosto (até pq de doce já basta eu 👍🏽) . Obs.: tbm amo alfajor e pão de mel.
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September 9, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Tudo o que sei sobre deolane e semelhantes é contra a minha vontade
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September 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Sim, irei rever minhas prioridades
September 7, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Simplesmente chocado hoje
September 7, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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✨ 4 dias aqui e já estou assim ✨
September 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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me sigam fãs de red dead redemption
September 1, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Dia 3:

Ainda não.
September 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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opinião mesmo eu querendo voltar para o twitter os ministros estão certos
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September 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Eu todo domingo:
September 2, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Amanhã tenho 3 mil obrigações e tô com zero de sono
September 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Aqui é até legalzinho, mas falta tomperro
September 2, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Dia 2:

Ainda não.
September 1, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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meu domingo sem twitter
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September 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Vai toma no cu Threads 🤬
August 31, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Ovo matá o Elói Musque
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September 1, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Saudade do meu tt
September 1, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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O Alexandre de Morais vendo que o Twitter parou
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August 31, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Hoje tô de ressaca e desejando uma morte rápida
September 1, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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que preguiça começar uma conta nova
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August 31, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Acabei de chegar nesta rede e ainda tô perdido
September 1, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Vai tomar no c* threads ! Bom dia a todes 😌
September 1, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Vantagem: Não temos Nikolas Ferreira aqui
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August 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM