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Neeul🍈
@neeul.bsky.social
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I like orcs and monsters.
Mostly SFW, but No Minors
@orcbardneeul on Tumblr/Twitch
(Watch me stream Mystery VNs every Tuesday!)
[Avatar by @Velikan, Banner by @anisuke]
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Ok here we are: Enjoy my little freaks being cringe and commenting on each other's costumes. 👍
(Sorry that I couldn't come up with costumes for Hiroto or Warren)

((Credit for the chat icons are Racesolar & Dzuk, as usual))
:NeeulRace: Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island Series) :GusThink: Aww, Neeul, you didn't dress up this year? :NeeulSweat: What do you mean? I'm in costume right now. :Scorn: It's ok Neeul, I like your blonde look, even if it's the same hairstyle you normally wear. :Skips: Oh I get it, you're like, the Player 2 Palette version of Neeul :NeeulSweat: No, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! In his best outfit, from II. I can't help it if he's as well dressed as I usually am. :garret: I think you look suitably dressed to spend a lot of time inspecting the floorboards. :NeeulSweat: I can't believe Garret is the only one who understood the reference. :garret: Oh, no, I don't know whatever gay shit you're talking about. I was threatening you. :ScornRace: Simon Jones (Blue Prince) :Gus: Very clever, Scorn, tying the costume to your own history. :Scorn: Thank you... but uh, what do you mean? :Gus: The titular Blue Prince, combined with the published Red Prince, represented by yourself: a Purple Prince. :ScornBlush: Oh but...I'm not a prince??? :NeeulSweat: Eh, abdicated former prince, it's close enough. :ScornBlush: No, but a prince is the son of a monarch. My father was merely an Earl! :BarrensFlat: <"Merely, " he says.> :SkipsRace: Unnamed PC Boy in Blue Coat (Bokura) :Scorn: Wow, Skips, such an elaborate costume. Did Draz help you make it? :Neeul: What do you mean? He probably just stole the head off someone's fursuit. :GusThink: Fursuit? He's clearly some sort of robot. *Overlapping arguing* :SkipsSmug: This costume was so much easier to pull off in text without needing to be drawn. :DrazRace: Afu (Murders on the Yangtze River) :garret: So Draz, let's hear your best Brooklyn accent. :DrazRace: ... :roth_blush: : Don't be embarrassed Draz, I'm sure it will sound great. :DrazRace: ... :barrens: <Oh, I think he's specifically Afu from the chapter when he's suffering from aphasia.> :DrazRace: Exactly. You're not getting me to talk tonight. :GusRace: Justina Smith (Paper Perjury) :barrens: <Gus, weren't you a detective last year also? You sticking to a theme?> :Gus: First, as per my files, my last law enforcement costume, Lt Kim, was *two* years ago. :Gus: Secondly, Justina is *not* a detective, she's canonically a police clerk, who only happens to assist on occ- :barrens_rolling_eyes: :NeeulSweat: :garret: :Skips: She's a detective. :GarretRace: :RothRace: :BarrensRace: The Roottree Sisters (The Roottrees are Dead) :Skips: Who the hell are you guys? :roth_blush: Exactly, Skips. :Skips: ...huh? :GusThink: Clever, we can actually solve this using Rhiley's affinity for plaid, which fits Barre- :NeeulSmirk: Hey, I know one way to make Gar'ret's costume more accurate. :NeeulSmirk: A fatal plane crash!
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Better late than never, but here's the annual shitpost of my OCs dressed up for Halloween ala H*R toons, with the overall group theme being specifically from Games I've Played on Stream.

Idle banter & Misinterpretations to be shared later (once I write them)
Halloween Costumes 2025: Neeul: Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island Series) Scorn: Simon Jones (Blue Prince) Skips: Unnamed PC Boy in Blue Coat (Bokura) Draz: Afu (Murders on the Yangtze River) Gus: Justina Smith (Paper Perjury) Garret, Roth, Barrens: The Roottree Sisters (The Roottrees are Dead)
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Happy Pocky Day to her and her only.
Screenshot of the manga Nichijou. Mio opens a box of pocky and strikes a pose like she's smoking. Narration reads "She's so assured of her own victory, that now she's using Pocky to take a drag like it's a damn fake cigarette!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Birthday Matinee
A photo of a stage with yellow curtains. A hand is holding up a playbill for "Operation Mincemeat."
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Have this lil guy in the meantime. 🦊☕
A card from the board game ROOT depicting a fox in camping gear drinking a cup of tea next to a campfire.
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
neeul.bsky.social
We had to do a little bit of Lying and Gaslighting to keep the surprise a surprise, so here is the REAL Announcement Promo, with Kiril's real banner.
As before, art by Syrupmancer
The same image as previous, but the panel for Orcflorist is now in the same style as OrcBardNeeul & orcvibes
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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The last thing you see before your parapets get kicked in.
A screenshot of Castle Crashers, with Neeul as a custom character. He's doing a gay little pose and flashing a peace sign in front of a rainbow. Art for Neeul mod was done by @Syrupmancer
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Multiple people said that my most recent picture of Neeul with his hair down is "Markiplier coded." I don't know what they're talking about.

Clip Unrelated.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
neeul.bsky.social
This week, we have a very special edition of Turnabout Tuesday
Join me at Twitch.tv/OrcBardNeeul on Tuesday, Orctober 28th for the award winning Dead Ringer!
💀☎️
We will solve this gruesome case with our weird haunted phone or...die trying!
One night only on...TERROR-bout Tuesday! 🌩️🌩️
Mwhahaha!!!
A banner announcing an upcoming stream. It shows Neeul, an orc, wearing only a few bandages, to suggest a mummy costume. The text reads: Terrorbout Tuesdays (Terror is in a different font to emphasize the pun) This week: Dead Ringer Detective & Mystery VNs Tuesdays @ 7pm EST twitch.tv/OrcBardNeeul"
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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This Thursday, you better hide your Castles, because they're gonna get Crashed!
@orcflorist.bsky.social and myself are gonna be teaming up with @orcanist.gay on stream to play some Castle Crashers to celebrate the end of Orctober.

(Art for the character select screen was provided by @/Syrupmancer)
A promo image announcing a stream. A character select screen shows three orcs labeled as OrbBardNeeul, orcvibes & Orcflorist. The info reads "3 Orcs Play: Castle Crashers Thursday Orctober 30th 8pm est/7pm CST/6pm MST Only @ Twitch.tv/orcvibes"
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
neeul.bsky.social
"Hey, shower's free, sorry for...what's with the look? Don't recognize with my hair down?"

🎨: @furnandeus.bsky.social
A drawing of Neeul, an orc with green skin and black hair. He's coming out of a bathroom, with one arm resting on the door frame, wearing a towel around his waist and still slightly wet. His hair, which is normally tied in a short ponytail has been let down to hang loose, creating a new look for him.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"Coming through Gus, lemme just squeeze past you here."
"Sir, if you need to get behind the counter I can step out for-
"Oh, don't bother, I'll just be a second."

🎨: @velikan.bsky.social
A drawing of Gus, a blue firbolg in a uniform, & Hiroto, a red oni in more casual clothes, behind a counter in a guild hall. The space behind the counter is very tight, so the two of them are pressed up against each other. Hiroto is laughing but Gus is annoyed.
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
neeul.bsky.social
I've been playing through the Half Life franchise on stream lately... with a special plugin that ties my in-game HEV Armor value to my PNGtuber's clothing. I'm fighting for my life & for my dignity!

🎨: @spicyramen02.bsky.social
A drawing of Neeul, an orc with green skin and black hair pulled back in a short ponytail. He's holding a red crowbar in a guarded pose, looking to the side as if he is afraid of something. He's wearing nothing but a ripped white t-shirt and ripped grey underwear, with an orange lambda symbol pattern. The same drawing of Neeul, but the clothes have been ripped even further. The white t-shirt is barely holding on, and the underwear is now sliding down his legs. The crowbar has now been replaced with a garden gnome, which he is using to cover himself. His expression is more shocked than before.
October 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Brigadier Thrash found himself in urgent need of some sous chefs for an #Orctober banquet and recruited two fellow orcs off the street. Unfortunately for him, Neeul and Brex aren't anywhere near as handy in a kitchen. They may need help themselves.

(Thrash: Battle Chef Brigade)
Brex: @orcanist.gay)
A drawing of Thrash, an orc with red facial tattoos and long black hair wearing a chef uniform, He's presenting a plate with strange looking food, resembling blue lamb chops in sauce, decorated with a garnish. A drawing of Neeul, an orc with hair in a short ponytail wearing a dirty apron. He's holding a frying pan, in which a fire is burning a fish. He looks distraught. A drawing of Brex, an orc with black hair and a beard, wearing an apron. He's using an icing back to decorate a lopsided desert decorated with red fruit. There is icing all over his apron, arms and face.
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Barrens finally has a ref sheet all his own! He's 3.5 feet of silent whoop-ass.

🎨: @neo-kajatrash.bsky.social
A reference sheet of Barrens Wildwood, a half-orc, half-halfling. He is very short but muscular, with green skin and small tusks. He has dark hair in a pointed mohawk and patches of hair on his forearms and shins. One version is wearing a red plaid kilt. The other version is wearing the same kilt, but additional armor. Carved wooden plates guard his forearms, shins and waist. He is also wearing a tan cape, with one more plank of wood over his right shoulder. There is also a colorful woven bracelet on his left wrist. He has two symbols painted on his skin in dark green war paint. A thin tree over his left cheek and nose, and a large inverted tree across his chest.
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
neeul.bsky.social
My OotS:
A party of fantasy adventures around a pile of treasure drawn in a stick figure style. The logo reads: The Order of the Stick by Rich Burlew"
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Garfield looking at a posted sign, depicting his face inside of a 🚫. Caption: Huh. I wonder who that's for.
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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2nd: I went back and finished the last three levels of I am not a Robot off-stream. I won't spoil them, but I can certify that I am indeed NOT a robot. (Although they misspelled "orc" for some reason.)
A certificate that reads "Certificate Verified Human" made out to Neeul on 6/20/2025
September 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Noooooooooo, it looks like human skin tones only. God fucking damn it!
Nintendo this is literally a step backwards from 2021. Why are you such a confusing company.

There *does* seem to be some kind of make-up symbol on the bottom left, but who knows how much customization that will offer...
A screenshot of the mii maker in Tomodachi Life 2. The pallete of selectable skin show 14 shades of human skin tones. On the bottom left there is an icon of a make-up brush.
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Average Scorn Vibes™
🎨: @toofbiscuit.bsky.social
A sketch page of various drawings of Scorn, a male tiefling with purple skin, and black hair. From left to right, the images depict: 1) A headshot of Scorn smiling. 2) Scorn wielding a sword and shield. He is swinging the sword, which glows with a fiery aura. His eyes glow with the same energy. 3) A view of Scorn from behind, looking over his shoulder and blushing. 4) Scorn sitting without a shirt on, resting his chin on his sword. 5) A full body view of Scorn, with most of his clothes and armor ripped up. He is blushing and trying to hold the broken tasset in place.
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Hey, @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com what is this?
After playing for over a year, you're suddenly enacting daily, mandatory ads?
I always appreciated how they used to be unobtrusive, but now it's literally required to play?
A screenshot of Monster Hunter Puzzles: Felyne Isles. A pop-up says that an ad needs to be viewed to play a level.
September 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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"Whats the matter, Scorn? Did my new ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ summer variant leave you totally speechless?"
"It is certainly....indescribable. (How did he say all those stars sounds out loud?)"

🎨: @spicyramen02.bsky.social
A drawing of Neeul and Scorn at the beach, coming out of changing rooms. Scorn is wearing a black speedo and red floral shirt, staring in shock at Neeul in the foreground. Neeul is wearing an overly complicated outfit, including two sunglasses, a sunhat, a crop top, a waist wrap & a suntan lotion arm holster. He's also holding a towel, bucket and seashell themed sword. Neeul's swimsuit is some sort of bizarre combination of a speedo and trunks, covering one leg more than the other.
September 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Summer isn't over just yet; there's just enough time for one more weekend trip up to the lake with Gus & Iefyr.

Iefyr: @orcanist.gay
🎨: @syrupmancer.bsky.social
An overhead view of two large firbolgs in swimsuits floating in inner tubes in a large body of water. One is holding a cocktail and the other had sunglasses on.
August 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Saw Maybe Happy Ending tonight!
It was pretty good! Pacing was a little odd at some points, but overall enjoyable!
A stage with a large screen reading "Maybe Happy Ending" in both English and Korean. On the stage, a man sits in a chair listening to a record player.
August 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Average Neeul Vibes™
🎨: @toofbiscuit.bsky.social
A sketch page of various drawings of Neeul, an orc with green skin and black hair in a short ponytail. Except where mentioned, his outfit consists of an orange/yellow sleeveless jacket, white shirt and black shorts, with brown boots. From left to right, the images depict: 1) Neeul rubbing the back of his head and giving a nervous expression. His clothing is severely ripped up, as though clawed by a beast, with much of his chest and thighs exposed. A little bit of red underwear is visible. 2) Neeul winking at the camera and giving double finger guns. 3) Neeul sitting back wearing nothing but black boxer briefs. His expression and body language is relaxed and casual. 4) Neeul sitting on the ground with his legs crossed, playing the bongos. 5) Neeul looking up at the viewer and giving a peace sign with one hand. There are assorted other doodles of Neeul, music notes and star sparkles across the page.
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM