Rainbow crosswalks only become political statements when you deny rights to people based on their sexuality.

Eight scariest words in the English language: I think there's a mosquito in the house.

There's something very comforting about being inside on a hot day with the AC blowing. Like, I'm adulting and I'm killing it.

Bought a portable air compressor to inflate my tires at home. Worth every penny!

When giant scarecrows poop on your lawn.