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Samantha
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Quite dyslexic. Half Eldritch Abomination on my father's side. My lucky numbers are 6/12/23
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April 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I should probably practice a little more before speaking... that being said I should have remember this one a little bit better as I wrote it 3 days before reading it.
April 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think of this every time I eat greek yoghurt with granola.
April 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I then grabbed a coffee to go and sat on a seaside bench
March 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
See. Tiny little guy. Not even 8 feet long yet.
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What a weird thing for him to say when, for all intents and purposes, he's the president.
February 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thank you! It's my favorite hat that I own.
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
from sweat because of the nightmare I was having. I dreamt that I was in weird combination of Minneapolis and DC, and as I was going down the escalator I fell into a metro car that was torn to shreds by a vampire. There were dead bodies strewn everywhere. And then we had sex.
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Those same people wrap themselves in the flag and spew nativist rhetoric. Ironic how it could be any country. It could be any flag. Through mere circumstance, it just happens to be American.
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
But what could be more American than being told by people that you'll never reach your dreams, that you'll always be the thing you were born to be, yet you persevere and succeed in spite of them?
February 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM