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a bald man with a beard is saying well that escalated quickly .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is saying well that escalated quickly .
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October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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two men standing next to each other with the words " it 's guy love between two guys "
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " it 's guy love between two guys "
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June 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Für nen Kürbiskuchen braucht man nur einen Kürbis, ein bisschen Zucker und ein Ei. 🤷
December 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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"By definition, alternative medicine has either not been proved to work, or been proved not to work. Do you know what they call 'alternative medicine' that's been proved to work? Medicine."
- Tim Minchin, "Storm"
December 16, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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"Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients"
🤨
December 13, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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Die Karriere des Chirurgen steht auf Messers Schneide 🔪
December 13, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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Soll ja keiner zu kurz kommen.
December 7, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Regenflocken für Schneeregen
December 5, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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So?
a man is standing next to a car with the trunk open and says yup i 'm on it .
ALT: a man is standing next to a car with the trunk open and says yup i 'm on it .
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November 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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"hach, der Postillon wieder..."
Oh wait....🤦‍♀️
September 5, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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That's me with Italian. I know almost all of the Italian food and how many I want.
Unfortunately that's not really enough if you want to hold a proper conversation.
September 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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August 6, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Hat es auch polyphone Klingeltöne?

Dachte ich mir...
June 6, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Nicht nur kein Adrenalin vernebelt.... Gar kein Sauerstoff. Die ganze Zeit nicht.
June 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Das A in Anaphylaxie....😫
May 29, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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youtu.be/pfvwnmPhIb0?...

Ich lass das hier mal da.
Gendern wissenschaftlich geprüft
Das Thema “Gendern” ist eines dieser Streitthemen, bei denen es sehr schnell unsachlich und emotional wird, Freunde und Freund*innen der Sonne. Manche haben ...
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May 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Tatsächlich geht es mit ein bisschen Übung auch wirklich einfach über die Lippen.

Ich Versuche mir echt Mühe zu geben und mittlerweile klappt es fast automatisch.
May 28, 2024 at 2:42 PM