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Markle
@needh.am
Blood farts
The company needs to pivot to this quickly! Capture a few minutes with your dipshit MAGA parents and then you never have to talk to them again.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My girlfriend, who already has her first colonoscopy scheduled for next month, made the roller rink comment when the song came on! Great minds, common experiences.
November 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
"Concerning. Can't stop eating corgis."
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 AM
snooze
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Bartender Jesus died for our gins
July 11, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Would emeralds have been too on the nose?
July 4, 2023 at 8:46 PM
How about opossums?
May 17, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Your dog looks like my dog!! 😍https://staging.bsky.app/profile/markle.bsky.social/post/3jurks7zymb26
Bluesky
staging.bsky.app
May 12, 2023 at 4:27 AM
May 11, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Trans rights are human rights shoes
May 11, 2023 at 10:46 PM
@anildash.com was posting little snippets for a while.
Check my 'following', I found a lot of good people.
May 11, 2023 at 10:13 PM
No. Pills.
May 11, 2023 at 9:15 PM
@ekp.bsky.social is here with us...
May 11, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Rather: do they?
May 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Did you?
May 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM
The Pope does CrossFit, pass it on!
May 11, 2023 at 4:06 PM
*wistful sigh*
May 11, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Can't wait for the Bluesky Elysian Fields moment when all of our besties are here but none of the nazis.
May 11, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Prove it! [... give it to me...]
May 11, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Obviously not a bird.
May 11, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I've got some folks with an exceptionally good vibe that I would love to invite. Might it be possible to get an advance on my future invitations?
May 10, 2023 at 11:19 PM