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NeedANewName
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Dad to two, driver, recovering counsellor and addict. Makes photos, learning languages. Left leaning, pro Europe and EU. Been on a few marches, up for a revolution. Social media basic training completed on IRC and Usenet. Old. AI images get a block, sorry.
“Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, your ornaments are history”
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
He’s a good lad.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Coming from Britain, right?
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me:
"Mum, I'm going to sit out back with my laptop and sort this. Bring me a coffee and two cookies on the hour, every hour until I call for beer."
The family gathers for the meal:
"Guys, if I leave this now, there's a good chance the house will burn down, just bring me a plate... Thanks!"
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
No. Fuck them. MORE WHIMSEY! (especially if it’s self care)
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The sneaky little bastards!
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
ARMAGEDDON!
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Of course, this might just mean we have no friends
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And done
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
so they are!
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
are they responsible for this feed? its been so long, ive forgotten!
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
yes, mine hasn't either
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Because they’re such miseries it should be named after the probably original designer:

Harald Shippmann
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They are at the leading edge of sludge based enshittification
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM