How do I look?
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
How do I look?
She’s so alliterative.
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
She’s so alliterative.
I just discoveredI have an ice maker! I’m didn’t even know till just now when a huge crash sounded out of the kitchen. This has vastly improved my mood. I’ve lived here a whole month with no ice. Easy ice may be the nudge that fulfills my childhood dream of becoming a full-time alcoholic housewife.
August 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just discoveredI have an ice maker! I’m didn’t even know till just now when a huge crash sounded out of the kitchen. This has vastly improved my mood. I’ve lived here a whole month with no ice. Easy ice may be the nudge that fulfills my childhood dream of becoming a full-time alcoholic housewife.
...in a worn-out coat
June 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
...in a worn-out coat
Hoe do y’all like the new iPhone pride wallpaper?
May 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hoe do y’all like the new iPhone pride wallpaper?
I made this for you Benito because youre beautiful and insane and beautifully insane all at the same time and I love you
I took me all day!
I took me all day!
May 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I made this for you Benito because youre beautiful and insane and beautifully insane all at the same time and I love you
I took me all day!
I took me all day!
Right now I’m calling this The Tears of a Pope. But I still have to fuck it up some more before it’s finished.
May 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Right now I’m calling this The Tears of a Pope. But I still have to fuck it up some more before it’s finished.
If this isn’t love, I don’t know what is
April 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If this isn’t love, I don’t know what is
Current porch situation in the OED.
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Current porch situation in the OED.
Screen caps of the two posts that made me laugh out loud today.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Screen caps of the two posts that made me laugh out loud today.
Lindsay Graham couldn't have said it better.
April 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Lindsay Graham couldn't have said it better.
This is my dick. Sit.
April 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is my dick. Sit.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Maybe more of a noir Monday.
April 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Maybe more of a noir Monday.