The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
It’s always two intelligent and beautiful women telling each other exactlyyyy
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s always two intelligent and beautiful women telling each other exactlyyyy
Tech bros… SIGH!
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tech bros… SIGH!
My physical therapist is like my therapist except he gives me exercises and touches me
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My physical therapist is like my therapist except he gives me exercises and touches me
“Enlarged to show texture” oh so it’s an illusion. You are incapable of marketing breakfast cereal without malicious lies
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Enlarged to show texture” oh so it’s an illusion. You are incapable of marketing breakfast cereal without malicious lies
Lunch is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Lunch is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
Just finished this. One Thousand pieces. Impressed?
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just finished this. One Thousand pieces. Impressed?
Today after work I’m going to bike around looking for acorns bc the Oregon white oak has become my special interest
October 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Today after work I’m going to bike around looking for acorns bc the Oregon white oak has become my special interest
Hey man. Could I get a vegetarian breakfast burrito
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hey man. Could I get a vegetarian breakfast burrito
Don’t look now, but I think that guy over there is your dad
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Don’t look now, but I think that guy over there is your dad
Green grapes, refrigerated. Trust me.
October 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Green grapes, refrigerated. Trust me.
I’m erring on the side of caution SIKE I’m not erring, never have never will
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m erring on the side of caution SIKE I’m not erring, never have never will
I feel safest when I’m verbally abusing you
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel safest when I’m verbally abusing you
Anyone wanna do a Shadow Ticket book club?
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Anyone wanna do a Shadow Ticket book club?
I’m still pissed off about Teapot Dome
October 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m still pissed off about Teapot Dome
Found some dead rats in my yard. There’s lunch sorted!
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Found some dead rats in my yard. There’s lunch sorted!
Grocery store for the criminally insane
October 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Grocery store for the criminally insane
Going for my first bike ride since the accident*. It’s been a long road, and I’m not done healing yet, but this is a big milestone!
*: slept on my neck weird
*: slept on my neck weird
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Going for my first bike ride since the accident*. It’s been a long road, and I’m not done healing yet, but this is a big milestone!
*: slept on my neck weird
*: slept on my neck weird
I’m a roll model—I’m sexy and I’m rolling around like a big wheel!
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m a roll model—I’m sexy and I’m rolling around like a big wheel!
Be suspicious of people you meet—any one of them could sabotage you
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Be suspicious of people you meet—any one of them could sabotage you
The prisoners in my dungeon are being sooo emotional
October 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The prisoners in my dungeon are being sooo emotional
It’s been a while since something beggared belief
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s been a while since something beggared belief
Seeing a physical therapist for the first time today. Death 🔜
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Seeing a physical therapist for the first time today. Death 🔜
Look, I got the date wrong. We all make mistakes. But the rapture is still happening
September 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Look, I got the date wrong. We all make mistakes. But the rapture is still happening
Bribing the mayor today
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bribing the mayor today