necrysi
@necrysi.bsky.social
materia ravana
my gposes will distract you from this bio please scroll further
my gposes will distract you from this bio please scroll further
2019? idk her. 2025? also idk her. i exist outside of time .my lawler. told me not to tweet this
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
2019? idk her. 2025? also idk her. i exist outside of time .my lawler. told me not to tweet this
so i love bsky for browsing creative creations
but i dont feel like i can doomscroll it yet!
how do i curate my bsky to have a timeline like this
screenshot from my twitter today. 8 banger tweets in a row.
but i dont feel like i can doomscroll it yet!
how do i curate my bsky to have a timeline like this
screenshot from my twitter today. 8 banger tweets in a row.
January 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
so i love bsky for browsing creative creations
but i dont feel like i can doomscroll it yet!
how do i curate my bsky to have a timeline like this
screenshot from my twitter today. 8 banger tweets in a row.
but i dont feel like i can doomscroll it yet!
how do i curate my bsky to have a timeline like this
screenshot from my twitter today. 8 banger tweets in a row.
going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences
battle: fought.
injuries: many.
conclusion: friends we made along the way were the real problem, actually
injuries: many.
conclusion: friends we made along the way were the real problem, actually
December 29, 2024 at 2:39 PM
battle: fought.
injuries: many.
conclusion: friends we made along the way were the real problem, actually
injuries: many.
conclusion: friends we made along the way were the real problem, actually
the holy trinity of faces; 😏😃😛 scholars agree. (1) 'plan? working.' (2) '!!happy!! (3) 'system.overload (help me?)'
December 19, 2024 at 1:17 AM
the holy trinity of faces; 😏😃😛 scholars agree. (1) 'plan? working.' (2) '!!happy!! (3) 'system.overload (help me?)'
how do you. Politely Tell someone "this Is why. your Crops failed, in the Medieval Ages" without ruining the Group Brunch vibe,
December 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
how do you. Politely Tell someone "this Is why. your Crops failed, in the Medieval Ages" without ruining the Group Brunch vibe,
me: ill have one reasonable thought today, thanks
brain: what if the moon was a giant clam shell
me: damnit
brain: what if the moon was a giant clam shell
me: damnit
December 5, 2024 at 3:37 PM
me: ill have one reasonable thought today, thanks
brain: what if the moon was a giant clam shell
me: damnit
brain: what if the moon was a giant clam shell
me: damnit
me: i should go to bed early tonight
also me at 3am: clouds are just sky moss
also me at 3am: clouds are just sky moss
December 1, 2024 at 6:32 AM
me: i should go to bed early tonight
also me at 3am: clouds are just sky moss
also me at 3am: clouds are just sky moss
𝐦𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐝: can i get a little upgrade down here. maybe wings. maybe fire breath.
𝐠𝐨𝐝: no.
𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭: okay well don’t come crying to me when i find out how to beat you at your own game.
𝐠𝐨𝐝: no.
𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭: okay well don’t come crying to me when i find out how to beat you at your own game.
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
𝐦𝐞, 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐝: can i get a little upgrade down here. maybe wings. maybe fire breath.
𝐠𝐨𝐝: no.
𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭: okay well don’t come crying to me when i find out how to beat you at your own game.
𝐠𝐨𝐝: no.
𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐭: okay well don’t come crying to me when i find out how to beat you at your own game.
Found a shark that looks like. A potato but it’s also. Kind of judging me? I’m putting it in charge now.
November 27, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Found a shark that looks like. A potato but it’s also. Kind of judging me? I’m putting it in charge now.
“you can’t eat that” ok but who died and made YOU god of batteries
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
“you can’t eat that” ok but who died and made YOU god of batteries
dreamt i was a shoe. woke up. STILL A SHOE
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 PM
dreamt i was a shoe. woke up. STILL A SHOE
tried to talk To a duck. it said ‘you’re Late’ FOR WHAT. what am i late for
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
tried to talk To a duck. it said ‘you’re Late’ FOR WHAT. what am i late for
people are always like ‘you can’t fit 17 raccoons in a trench coat.’ okay, well long story short im not allowed back at the library anymore
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 PM
people are always like ‘you can’t fit 17 raccoons in a trench coat.’ okay, well long story short im not allowed back at the library anymore
this has been on my pc for a long time!!!
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 AM
this has been on my pc for a long time!!!
one time i punched a baby
in my defense the baby was being kind of a dick
in my defense the baby was being kind of a dick
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
one time i punched a baby
in my defense the baby was being kind of a dick
in my defense the baby was being kind of a dick
say 'oops' while doing something catastrophic like you’re a whimsical little creature
November 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
say 'oops' while doing something catastrophic like you’re a whimsical little creature
OH LORDY!!!!!! im out here, wearin my little jorts!!! got the tummy out!!! the elbows!!!?????? 😳😳💦
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
OH LORDY!!!!!! im out here, wearin my little jorts!!! got the tummy out!!! the elbows!!!?????? 😳😳💦
dont call me if its not Important
exceptions
- moon did something crazy
- you spotted a funky lil guy outside
exceptions
- moon did something crazy
- you spotted a funky lil guy outside
November 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
dont call me if its not Important
exceptions
- moon did something crazy
- you spotted a funky lil guy outside
exceptions
- moon did something crazy
- you spotted a funky lil guy outside
local bunny finds out "liquefy" is not the same as "defrost"
November 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
local bunny finds out "liquefy" is not the same as "defrost"
ONLY stockpile Beans for LEGAL purposes.
November 8, 2024 at 1:49 PM
ONLY stockpile Beans for LEGAL purposes.
all my Problems could be Solved with a WET paper towel
November 8, 2024 at 10:16 AM
all my Problems could be Solved with a WET paper towel