The Uncanny Necrotelicom
@necrotelicom.bsky.social
She/her. Perfume Enthusiast. International Woman of Mystery. Telecom Weirdo. Sci-fi fan. ADHD. Cat person. Gluten Free 4 Lyfe. Mjöre Björk.
See also @zibathesiamese.bsky.social
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See also @zibathesiamese.bsky.social
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Ah, yes, the gluten-free "tax".
When the GF Oreo-knockoffs went on sale at my grocery store, I bought 6 boxes & stuck them in the freezer. It was one of the few times that the price per unit was close to equal with the non-GF item 🤨
When the GF Oreo-knockoffs went on sale at my grocery store, I bought 6 boxes & stuck them in the freezer. It was one of the few times that the price per unit was close to equal with the non-GF item 🤨
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ah, yes, the gluten-free "tax".
When the GF Oreo-knockoffs went on sale at my grocery store, I bought 6 boxes & stuck them in the freezer. It was one of the few times that the price per unit was close to equal with the non-GF item 🤨
When the GF Oreo-knockoffs went on sale at my grocery store, I bought 6 boxes & stuck them in the freezer. It was one of the few times that the price per unit was close to equal with the non-GF item 🤨
They make effective bribes for coworkers - a sleeve of Thin Mints offered at the right time is powerful currency 😉
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They make effective bribes for coworkers - a sleeve of Thin Mints offered at the right time is powerful currency 😉
Underpaint - contour first, then blend your foundation into it.
Kevin Aucoin's first book has some nice diagrams.
Kevin Aucoin's first book has some nice diagrams.
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Underpaint - contour first, then blend your foundation into it.
Kevin Aucoin's first book has some nice diagrams.
Kevin Aucoin's first book has some nice diagrams.
Scraping together enough change for coffee (& smokes) with my friends at The Beanery, then scrambling to catch the last bus home - not a single supervising adult in sight.
I don't exactly miss being a teenager, but I do miss that community spirit 🥰
I don't exactly miss being a teenager, but I do miss that community spirit 🥰
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Scraping together enough change for coffee (& smokes) with my friends at The Beanery, then scrambling to catch the last bus home - not a single supervising adult in sight.
I don't exactly miss being a teenager, but I do miss that community spirit 🥰
I don't exactly miss being a teenager, but I do miss that community spirit 🥰
Birb fan notes:
I was very surprised when I learned that hummingbird moths are a) real, b) bigger than most hummingbirds, and c) silent except when zipping by 6 inches from your ear 😉
Colorado also didn't have year-round hummingbirds like Oregon does. I enjoy seeing the little shits in January.
I was very surprised when I learned that hummingbird moths are a) real, b) bigger than most hummingbirds, and c) silent except when zipping by 6 inches from your ear 😉
Colorado also didn't have year-round hummingbirds like Oregon does. I enjoy seeing the little shits in January.
September 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Birb fan notes:
I was very surprised when I learned that hummingbird moths are a) real, b) bigger than most hummingbirds, and c) silent except when zipping by 6 inches from your ear 😉
Colorado also didn't have year-round hummingbirds like Oregon does. I enjoy seeing the little shits in January.
I was very surprised when I learned that hummingbird moths are a) real, b) bigger than most hummingbirds, and c) silent except when zipping by 6 inches from your ear 😉
Colorado also didn't have year-round hummingbirds like Oregon does. I enjoy seeing the little shits in January.
Do the ruby-throateds sing? We have Annas here & I usually start looking around when I hear them yappin' away.
September 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do the ruby-throateds sing? We have Annas here & I usually start looking around when I hear them yappin' away.
The Beet Train is a wonder. 🥰
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Beet Train is a wonder. 🥰
I've seen Anna's drinking from sprinklers.
In Colorado, I saw the local hummingbirds zipping over streams to drink & eat bugs. They're just the best 😁
In Colorado, I saw the local hummingbirds zipping over streams to drink & eat bugs. They're just the best 😁
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I've seen Anna's drinking from sprinklers.
In Colorado, I saw the local hummingbirds zipping over streams to drink & eat bugs. They're just the best 😁
In Colorado, I saw the local hummingbirds zipping over streams to drink & eat bugs. They're just the best 😁
A man who asks for dietary restrictions up front *and* has immaculate taste in band tees?
Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yeah, he's a keeper.
July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A man who asks for dietary restrictions up front *and* has immaculate taste in band tees?
Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yeah, he's a keeper.
The gloves! 🩵
June 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The gloves! 🩵
Back of house/line cooks.
When you get off work late AF, you're tired, & the only thing open is Taco Bell? You eat Taco Bell.
When you get off work late AF, you're tired, & the only thing open is Taco Bell? You eat Taco Bell.
June 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Back of house/line cooks.
When you get off work late AF, you're tired, & the only thing open is Taco Bell? You eat Taco Bell.
When you get off work late AF, you're tired, & the only thing open is Taco Bell? You eat Taco Bell.
Still - no chimps, not ever! *shudder*
Or maybe PotA is why I find them so unsettling... 🤔
Or maybe PotA is why I find them so unsettling... 🤔
June 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still - no chimps, not ever! *shudder*
Or maybe PotA is why I find them so unsettling... 🤔
Or maybe PotA is why I find them so unsettling... 🤔
In real life, chimps make me nervous - orangs seem much more contemplative, & gorillas act super family-oriented.
Would I want to live in a society run by chimps? Oh HELL no!
(We will not discuss mandrills; they give me the horrors).
Would I want to live in a society run by chimps? Oh HELL no!
(We will not discuss mandrills; they give me the horrors).
June 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
In real life, chimps make me nervous - orangs seem much more contemplative, & gorillas act super family-oriented.
Would I want to live in a society run by chimps? Oh HELL no!
(We will not discuss mandrills; they give me the horrors).
Would I want to live in a society run by chimps? Oh HELL no!
(We will not discuss mandrills; they give me the horrors).
It depends on which way you go - I like the drive that goes west on 26 to Hwy 6, then through the Tillamook State Forest to Tillamook & 101; it's pretty well maintained.
But you can keep going on 26 to Cannon Beach.
When I was a kid, we took 126 out of Eugene to Florence - that could be rough.
But you can keep going on 26 to Cannon Beach.
When I was a kid, we took 126 out of Eugene to Florence - that could be rough.
June 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It depends on which way you go - I like the drive that goes west on 26 to Hwy 6, then through the Tillamook State Forest to Tillamook & 101; it's pretty well maintained.
But you can keep going on 26 to Cannon Beach.
When I was a kid, we took 126 out of Eugene to Florence - that could be rough.
But you can keep going on 26 to Cannon Beach.
When I was a kid, we took 126 out of Eugene to Florence - that could be rough.
And she can supervise you, too. Good choice, bebbe Chloe ❤️
June 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And she can supervise you, too. Good choice, bebbe Chloe ❤️
I couldn't resist 😁
a man in a plaid shirt and a woman in a black skirt are standing in front of a store
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt and a woman in a black skirt are dancing on a railing.
media.tenor.com
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I couldn't resist 😁
There's nothing better than going to the coast during a winter storm & getting a little beat up by the weather. It does make you appreciate the drizzle 😂
Otherwise, we dress for the weather, drink astonishing amounts of coffee, & hide out when the wind is ripping through the Gorge.
Otherwise, we dress for the weather, drink astonishing amounts of coffee, & hide out when the wind is ripping through the Gorge.
June 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's nothing better than going to the coast during a winter storm & getting a little beat up by the weather. It does make you appreciate the drizzle 😂
Otherwise, we dress for the weather, drink astonishing amounts of coffee, & hide out when the wind is ripping through the Gorge.
Otherwise, we dress for the weather, drink astonishing amounts of coffee, & hide out when the wind is ripping through the Gorge.
What DID Akram do in Syria??
June 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What DID Akram do in Syria??
I watched everything after That Dinner scene from under a coffee table the first time I saw this.
Solidarity!
Solidarity!
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I watched everything after That Dinner scene from under a coffee table the first time I saw this.
Solidarity!
Solidarity!
I think I picked out the same dress at Penney's in 1989.
June 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think I picked out the same dress at Penney's in 1989.
... now I want to go visit the Delbo library...
Anyways - more info is here:
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Anyways - more info is here:
www.paris.fr/pages/biblio...
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June 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
... now I want to go visit the Delbo library...
Anyways - more info is here:
www.paris.fr/pages/biblio...
Anyways - more info is here:
www.paris.fr/pages/biblio...