Dude I know I have to date only evil men so she’ll always love me and not them

Second comment about my mom on your posts today, but she met jd Vance like a month ago. She’s way too excited abt it and it is so upsetting to me because he didn’t even say anything to her and gave her a stupid ass patch. Can’t roll my eyes hard enough anymore

Literally my mom except the opposite because she switched teams because she only likes Tom Brady

As a Leo; you should feel pretty damn good

I need one of those interviews w him where he’s partially in the dark and has a rly deep voice filter but his mullet is so extreme that u know it’s him but can’t prove it

Maybe the real chapstick was the chapstick we lost along the way

I’m porn without a plot, though I am not sure what that means

ong USA USA 🇺🇸🦅🔥 (satire)

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I meant to say furby but xoxo

Would u still love me if i was a furry

Wont 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I don’t know what you’re talking about but I liked this post bc i thought u said bladdie “blahd-ee” and idk it just made me feel silly and haha