mecha wifeguy
nebulahalberd.bsky.social
mecha wifeguy
@nebulahalberd.bsky.social
God is scheduled to throw bricks at me for eternity and I am contractually obligated to sort them into piles.

Cobalt. They/she. 23. Half of a walking stereotype and former Mortis PFP haver, make of that what you will.
there are technically more interesting and productive takeaways from "special section 2's longest day" but that's the one that's going to stick in my mind
January 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i'm watching a grown man in a life or death struggle against a grade schooler in a language i don't understand and i'm sorry mx. eyepatchwolf but i am immediately more invested in this in 15 minutes than in the 2 hours you spent on trying to sell me roman reigns
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM