you autistically explain to your date why the cocteau twins don’t technically count as shoegaze. “it’s the lack of guitars really,” you say. “but it plays like a dream.”

the next day you wake up in geneva. the palm fronds are burning

djo is living proof that a white boy can have soul, but It Gets Stranger

blowin your girl’s back out to björk an she just called me homo genius 😎

damon albarn the type of guy to see the flaming lips and ask “is anyone gonna eat that?” and not wait for an answer

fishmans versus pink floyd who’s winning the interstellar grill off

STOP calling them daft punk……..i for one think they’re lovely young men with bright futures ahead……..

all your favorite artists are on suicide watch because they‘ll never be aphex twin but who would dare to compete in the slang arena with a guy named richard

yes is like if supertramp and mort garson had a fat ass baby that ate the philosopher’s stone of prog rock

I have this brain (mine) that I pour coffee on and suck the coffee back out of and it’s sopping wet all the time 🤣 it gets slammed against the walls (marriage) and makes a loud thud like an eagle crying