Like I'll rock up, parents will be like "who's here" "it's [redacted name]" "who?" "Neb" "oh neb"

It does feel so empowering that my friends parents well and truly only remember as neb, like they've heard my real name, but neb is what sticks

No, you're cursed with funky ass goofy ass timezone moots (also hihi it's aussie neb<3)