Neb' The Goose
@nebuary.bsky.social
He/hiM
hOnK
Bee hive brain, political freak, glitter planet goose under a cowboy hat, gender is drag anyway, hornily married, also sometimes I do weird shit I guess
hOnK
Bee hive brain, political freak, glitter planet goose under a cowboy hat, gender is drag anyway, hornily married, also sometimes I do weird shit I guess
Don't thank me for that joke lmao thank my wife @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Don't thank me for that joke lmao thank my wife @kimpixelmaker.bsky.social
that kid in the tram that just wanted to talk to me (wrong they wanted to give me their water bottle for some reasons idk I was sitting in front of them and waved their hello back and their 4y.o brain decided it was a good enough reason to want to be friend with me) and now baby fever is back x10000
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
that kid in the tram that just wanted to talk to me (wrong they wanted to give me their water bottle for some reasons idk I was sitting in front of them and waved their hello back and their 4y.o brain decided it was a good enough reason to want to be friend with me) and now baby fever is back x10000
She'll be a very caring mom that's for sure uuurgh
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
She'll be a very caring mom that's for sure uuurgh
I might be sleepy and wandering in my brain but what I'm saying will stand and I still think all of that even when I'm not dizzy sleepy snoopy
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I might be sleepy and wandering in my brain but what I'm saying will stand and I still think all of that even when I'm not dizzy sleepy snoopy
Her exes are assholes they didn't deserve such a gem :(
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Her exes are assholes they didn't deserve such a gem :(
I just want to smooch her and hug her and just feel her you know I just miss her so much :(
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just want to smooch her and hug her and just feel her you know I just miss her so much :(
Not my fault I got so lucky and married the most amazing and sweetest and gorgeous girl in the world
She's such a wonderful lovely incredible gal and I get the privilege to be her husband? THAT's a good life 🥺
She's such a wonderful lovely incredible gal and I get the privilege to be her husband? THAT's a good life 🥺
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not my fault I got so lucky and married the most amazing and sweetest and gorgeous girl in the world
She's such a wonderful lovely incredible gal and I get the privilege to be her husband? THAT's a good life 🥺
She's such a wonderful lovely incredible gal and I get the privilege to be her husband? THAT's a good life 🥺
Did you know I love my wife (say the guy who love yapping about his wife, yes I'm a simp so what)
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did you know I love my wife (say the guy who love yapping about his wife, yes I'm a simp so what)
I MISS MY WIFE TAILS
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I MISS MY WIFE TAILS
Yes I'm sad bc I haven't seen my wife for 3 days :(
October 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yes I'm sad bc I haven't seen my wife for 3 days :(