Hell hath no fury like a weeb scorned.

Mmm. Pretty sure he was a trained antifa super soldier.

I just hope some of them are actually funny

Gavrilo Princip but without the Tuberculosis.

And he'll gladly hop into the frying pan like a good little piggy as soon as Trump asks him to.

It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic.

When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.

Sometimes cars just do that. I wouldn't look into it any further.

Do not rule out an opera as an option

He can't keep making decisions with reckless abandon forever. If it interferes with the business, he'll roll it back after getting a letter from big Bezos.

This is the most believable onion headline I've ever read.

And I'm still gonna fall asleep at 9pm.