Illogical Volume
@nearit.bsky.social
Writer, Mindless One, former hench empress.
This is probably the most resonant advert that ran in the original serialisation of The Filth (Morrison/Weston, 2003-2003). "Bring the party home, baby!" - off cum the wigs, the pinstripe is now running down yr legs and into the rug.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is probably the most resonant advert that ran in the original serialisation of The Filth (Morrison/Weston, 2003-2003). "Bring the party home, baby!" - off cum the wigs, the pinstripe is now running down yr legs and into the rug.
Out to celebrate 22 years together last night, really flexing my wife guy muscles with this photo.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Out to celebrate 22 years together last night, really flexing my wife guy muscles with this photo.
Tell you what, I feel James Kelman's "blah blah blah" here more strongly than ever (from Elitism and English Literature, Speaking As A Writer).
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Tell you what, I feel James Kelman's "blah blah blah" here more strongly than ever (from Elitism and English Literature, Speaking As A Writer).
You know you're knee deep in your own shite again when your only way to find the images you're looking for online is to reread something you wrote in 2011. In this case, I was after the alternative covers Segura Inc designed for The Filth.
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You know you're knee deep in your own shite again when your only way to find the images you're looking for online is to reread something you wrote in 2011. In this case, I was after the alternative covers Segura Inc designed for The Filth.
They did not disappoint! Proper chaos, more tunes than you remember, and a slide along concrete floor that should probably have pulped Tim Harrington's internal organs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They did not disappoint! Proper chaos, more tunes than you remember, and a slide along concrete floor that should probably have pulped Tim Harrington's internal organs.
The only face you can make when you've just been called a "sly little elf".
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The only face you can make when you've just been called a "sly little elf".
Saw mclusky atbthe Classic Grand last night. Mix was fuct for the first few songs - "It sounds like Trent Reznor is forming a poo up here" - but once they sorted that it was great.
October 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Saw mclusky atbthe Classic Grand last night. Mix was fuct for the first few songs - "It sounds like Trent Reznor is forming a poo up here" - but once they sorted that it was great.
How Are You? It's Steve (Coogan)
October 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
How Are You? It's Steve (Coogan)
Has the dog eaten the cat or are they best pals? What activity does was this sign meant to prohibit?
October 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Has the dog eaten the cat or are they best pals? What activity does was this sign meant to prohibit?
Went doon the quarry today. Probably the most "me" thing possible on a warm beachy holiday.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Went doon the quarry today. Probably the most "me" thing possible on a warm beachy holiday.
On holiday, trying to remember what it is to feel rested.
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
On holiday, trying to remember what it is to feel rested.
"...but the dictionaries contained innumerable incomprehensible words she could only define through their use in his other books, for these words had ceased to describe facts and now stood only for ideas or memories."
October 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
"...but the dictionaries contained innumerable incomprehensible words she could only define through their use in his other books, for these words had ceased to describe facts and now stood only for ideas or memories."
Breaking Bad (AMC, 2008 - 2013)
October 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Breaking Bad (AMC, 2008 - 2013)
"I hide everything in the rhymes/That's why I need it dark onstage" - third time I've seen billy woods now, probably the best.
youtu.be/rRJxLvw_qos?...
youtu.be/rRJxLvw_qos?...
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"I hide everything in the rhymes/That's why I need it dark onstage" - third time I've seen billy woods now, probably the best.
youtu.be/rRJxLvw_qos?...
youtu.be/rRJxLvw_qos?...
The transition from an all Eminem playlist to DJ Haram's set was jarring, but when she got going it sounded HUGE!
Good fit for the former church space in St Lukes.
youtu.be/jrksdYxbtsw?...
Good fit for the former church space in St Lukes.
youtu.be/jrksdYxbtsw?...
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The transition from an all Eminem playlist to DJ Haram's set was jarring, but when she got going it sounded HUGE!
Good fit for the former church space in St Lukes.
youtu.be/jrksdYxbtsw?...
Good fit for the former church space in St Lukes.
youtu.be/jrksdYxbtsw?...
Also known as the Refused, apparently. Either way, love a man in a ruffled shirt.
"When you're young you're like, "Fuck the system!" Then you get older and you think, "Yeah, fuck the system!""
"When you're young you're like, "Fuck the system!" Then you get older and you think, "Yeah, fuck the system!""
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Also known as the Refused, apparently. Either way, love a man in a ruffled shirt.
"When you're young you're like, "Fuck the system!" Then you get older and you think, "Yeah, fuck the system!""
"When you're young you're like, "Fuck the system!" Then you get older and you think, "Yeah, fuck the system!""
No *you're* stuck saying "Quicksand, American band, quick band" over and over.
(They were great, Sergio Vega can loom over me playing the tightest shit known to man any time.)
(They were great, Sergio Vega can loom over me playing the tightest shit known to man any time.)
October 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No *you're* stuck saying "Quicksand, American band, quick band" over and over.
(They were great, Sergio Vega can loom over me playing the tightest shit known to man any time.)
(They were great, Sergio Vega can loom over me playing the tightest shit known to man any time.)
People in Glasgow Southside, you know what to do next year.
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
People in Glasgow Southside, you know what to do next year.
Feel a million years old contemplating the fact that Thomas Pynchon's lifelong study of the technology of control has lead to a Fortnite collaboration.
There's a good chance Pynchon is more familiar with Fortnite than I am, and I'm not sure what to do with that either.
There's a good chance Pynchon is more familiar with Fortnite than I am, and I'm not sure what to do with that either.
September 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Feel a million years old contemplating the fact that Thomas Pynchon's lifelong study of the technology of control has lead to a Fortnite collaboration.
There's a good chance Pynchon is more familiar with Fortnite than I am, and I'm not sure what to do with that either.
There's a good chance Pynchon is more familiar with Fortnite than I am, and I'm not sure what to do with that either.
This wee shit used his first day of freedom to murder a rat then avail himself of a hotdog from fucking who knows where. Cleaning up the resulting vomit was enough punishment so please hold the outdoor cat patter for now.
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This wee shit used his first day of freedom to murder a rat then avail himself of a hotdog from fucking who knows where. Cleaning up the resulting vomit was enough punishment so please hold the outdoor cat patter for now.
Been cooped up most of this month trying to stop my two dickhead cats from hurting themselves even further after they stacked back to back injuries.
Watching this one bleed all over the vets was a low point but she's okay if pissy now.
Watching this one bleed all over the vets was a low point but she's okay if pissy now.
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been cooped up most of this month trying to stop my two dickhead cats from hurting themselves even further after they stacked back to back injuries.
Watching this one bleed all over the vets was a low point but she's okay if pissy now.
Watching this one bleed all over the vets was a low point but she's okay if pissy now.
Least the wee guy at the back has the decency to be embarassed by his own presence.
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Least the wee guy at the back has the decency to be embarassed by his own presence.
The CIA's most experienced bat wrangler isn't a fan of this gag, it turns out.
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The CIA's most experienced bat wrangler isn't a fan of this gag, it turns out.
One cat still in jail, the other scared in by an interloper her brother would usually see off.
September 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
One cat still in jail, the other scared in by an interloper her brother would usually see off.