The Afternoon of Extended Cutlery

More CEOs at the bottom of the sea, please.

All this shit over a podcaster. Hell of a trial run for when their demagogue finally croaks.

Despite all this they still won’t stop being shitheads.

A Nazi killed another Nazi for not being Nazi enough as a warning to other Nazis

They’re trying to make this their JFK but he’s unimportant and stupid

No man is an island but some men are floating trash piles masquerading as islands.

2A folks sure aren’t doing the thing they’re supposed to.

Thank you for pointing out a problem you are now in charge of fixing it even though it is entirely above your station

“Hey I know you requested off work in the system, but could you also create a meeting and invite the team but set it as free and then make another meeting for just yourself so no one accidentally invites you to anything. This would save me a click. Thanks.”
-corporate hell

Chicken fried chicken is a southern translation error.

Reconstruction didn’t go nearly far enough

Mr. Evrart is helping me hide my gun