Neal
@nealacito.bsky.social
Singer, Ukulele Player, Special Guest Star
New prices for requests.
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
New prices for requests.
I'm a grown ass man. I can buy this if I want to!
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm a grown ass man. I can buy this if I want to!
Pissing our lives away...
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Pissing our lives away...
He's ruining EVERYTHING.
The White House, through an outside event production company, is soliciting corporate sponsors for this year’s annual Easter Egg Roll, prompting major concerns from ethics experts and shock from former White House officials from both parties: cnn.it/41OSwVD
‘This is not your grandmother’s Easter Egg Roll’: White House seeks corporate sponsorships for Easter event | CNN Politics
The White House, through an outside event production company called Harbinger, is soliciting corporate sponsors for this year’s annual Easter Egg Roll, which is prompting major concerns from ethics ex...
cnn.it
March 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He's ruining EVERYTHING.
Tony Orlando at the Italian American Club in Las Vegas this evening. A gentleman. A class act. #tonyorlando
March 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Tony Orlando at the Italian American Club in Las Vegas this evening. A gentleman. A class act. #tonyorlando
Another Republican DUI hire.
Just In: The chief of staff to House Speaker Mike Johnson was arrested for DUI after hitting a parked car following President Trump’s address, sources say.
Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech
Hayden Haynes, the chief of staff to Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., and one of the most powerful aides on Capitol Hill, was arrested early Wednesday morning for drunken driving after his car struck a Ca...
www.nbcwashington.com
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Another Republican DUI hire.
Karens trying to steal seats.
Already hearing that Republican members have been showing up to the House floor trying to take up the Dem side seats for the joint address 💀
March 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Karens trying to steal seats.
So, massive amounts of government workers with security clearances have been fired. And now, they're pissed off and in desperate need of money.
I don't think this was a good idea.
I don't think this was a good idea.
February 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So, massive amounts of government workers with security clearances have been fired. And now, they're pissed off and in desperate need of money.
I don't think this was a good idea.
I don't think this was a good idea.
You can walk into any workplace in America and shout "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!" and everyone will stop working and listen to you even though you have no authority whatsoever.
And THAT'S why our country is in trouble.
And THAT'S why our country is in trouble.
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You can walk into any workplace in America and shout "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!" and everyone will stop working and listen to you even though you have no authority whatsoever.
And THAT'S why our country is in trouble.
And THAT'S why our country is in trouble.
Trump's first month. Volatility is up. Markets are as red as the ketchup he's throwing against the wall.
February 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump's first month. Volatility is up. Markets are as red as the ketchup he's throwing against the wall.
I'm not quite sure how a corpse gives consent. Please advise.
February 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm not quite sure how a corpse gives consent. Please advise.
The Revolution will not be televised!*
*because the oligarchs control the media. However, we'll have a plethora of cat videos, so at least there's that.
*because the oligarchs control the media. However, we'll have a plethora of cat videos, so at least there's that.
February 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The Revolution will not be televised!*
*because the oligarchs control the media. However, we'll have a plethora of cat videos, so at least there's that.
*because the oligarchs control the media. However, we'll have a plethora of cat videos, so at least there's that.
This needs to happen at this year's Super Bowl.
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This needs to happen at this year's Super Bowl.
Palm trees dancing in Vegas.
February 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Palm trees dancing in Vegas.
In the "Pantheon of Bad Ideas", this bad idea deserves it's own wing of the building.
President Trump says the US "will take over" the Gaza Strip, after earlier saying he doesn't think there is a permanent future for Palestinians in Gaza.
Trump says Palestinians should leave Gaza permanently and US will ‘take over’ strip | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Tuesday that the US “will take over” the Gaza Strip, after saying earlier that he doesn’t think there is a permanent future for Palestinians in Gaza.
www.cnn.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In the "Pantheon of Bad Ideas", this bad idea deserves it's own wing of the building.
Ahhhh, I love the smell of a new almanac in the morning!
February 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ahhhh, I love the smell of a new almanac in the morning!
So, like, everyone is just gonna ignore the fact that we're in a trade war with China?
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So, like, everyone is just gonna ignore the fact that we're in a trade war with China?
My Nealstrodamus Prediction for Monday...
Market is down 3.5% at the open.
VIX breaches 20. Hang on to your butts.
Market is down 3.5% at the open.
VIX breaches 20. Hang on to your butts.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My Nealstrodamus Prediction for Monday...
Market is down 3.5% at the open.
VIX breaches 20. Hang on to your butts.
Market is down 3.5% at the open.
VIX breaches 20. Hang on to your butts.
"Tariffs will be good for America!"
Me:
Me:
a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing suspenders and a shirt that says dummy .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
"Tariffs will be good for America!"
Me:
Me:
ICE: What's your name?
ME: Fretogo.
ICE: You're Fretogo?
ME: Thanks! Bye!
ME: Fretogo.
ICE: You're Fretogo?
ME: Thanks! Bye!
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ICE: What's your name?
ME: Fretogo.
ICE: You're Fretogo?
ME: Thanks! Bye!
ME: Fretogo.
ICE: You're Fretogo?
ME: Thanks! Bye!
I hate to sound cranky, but this bothers me.
February 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hate to sound cranky, but this bothers me.
Tariffs on Canada but not Russia?
Apparently, he prefers Putin over poutine.
Apparently, he prefers Putin over poutine.
January 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Tariffs on Canada but not Russia?
Apparently, he prefers Putin over poutine.
Apparently, he prefers Putin over poutine.