Neal
neal55.bsky.social
Neal
@neal55.bsky.social
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October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Get off my telly!
August 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's finally happened. Ozzy's gone. A sad, but loud night ahead.
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Is it "leaving O2"?
March 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It's probably going to be Oxford and Cambridge again.
March 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Could be a mistake; never judge a band by their trousers.
January 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh, great, I don't exist.
January 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh the joy.
December 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
No one should be replying until after 10:37.
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Still one of the greatest jokes ever, from Gary Delaney: "Nice of them to leave a note for the cleaner."
May 25, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Two today, that run onto each other.

Dark underground room,
Emotion drips from its walls.
Sound bombards me. Joy.

Performing as one,
Poetry screaming into the void,
The throng embrace it.

#dailyhaiku
March 10, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Here's Fish holding a boy.
March 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I thought you'd got into Mallavora for a sec.
January 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Started the KERRANG! book.
January 2, 2024 at 7:55 PM