fully chonked up off that 87 octane

I have another easy solution to the Bond dilemma. the new movie opens on a family sitting down on a couch. the son says "let's watch the new Bond movie on our Amazon Fire TV". we zoom in on the TV and the actual Bond movie plays. it never zooms back out but occasionally the dad coughs

we arrived at the warehouse today five minutes before they opened to secure the rug. fool me once

we realized we had read the warehouse hours wrong about ~10 minutes after they closed. we easily could've gotten there. it was so dumb I couldn't even be mad about it

let's not forget Micah "God's Dumbest Soldier" Beckwith

I literally told my wife the other day that it makes me happy to come outside and hear the squirrels chittering up in the trees because I'm glad our walnut tree is helping them fatten up for the winter. and this is how they repay me?!